Growing Up As He Should

A disturbing amount of Pranks

Lucius Malfoy was impressed. He watched as his only son, his heir was wielding the wind. Lucius was proud! His son was an elemental! And to think that he discovered that because he agreed to visit the Weasleys! 

Turns out switching sides was the best thing he could do. 

Molly Weasley stood there open mouthed, staring at her youngest son, who was controlling water. WATER! Her baby. Looks like being the youngest son proved to be the best thing for her Ron. And to think that they discovered all this because the Malfoys came for a visit!

Frank and Alice Longbottom were glowing, as they stared proudly at their son. Neville was a shy little boy. But the boy that was standing there, controlling the same Earth they were standing on, had nothing to do with their shy son. Neville was powerful. He finally found that confidence he was missing. 

James and Lily Potter were looking at their baby. They were used to Harry's display of power. Mainly because Grandpa Sal was training him from the begining. Lily smiled as her son created a tiny fire tornado. James smirked as he was looking to all four children, Marauders 2.0 as he and Sirius were calling them. He pitied Hogwarts, they had no idea what was coming.
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The adults were at the Burrow's kitchen, when the fireplace lit up and a very pale and visibly shaking Minerva Mcgonagall stepped out. "Minerva dear! What happened are you alright? You are pale!" Screamed Molly, while guiding the Headmistress to a seat.

"Oh Molly. It's your boys...." Molly paled, her mind going to thousand diferent senarios. "Are they alright? What happened? Are they hurt?" she basicly screamed. Minerva shook her head "No dear, They are perfectly fine. It's Hogwarts I'm worried about." Now Molly was scolding "Honestly! It's been what, two weeks, what could they possibly do in two weeks?". Minerva out right laughed at Molly's face.

"I'll tell you what they did! I walk into the great Hall for breakfast one day, and as I'm cheking on the students I see Fred sitting on the Gryffindor table. As I look to the right, George is sitting in Slytherin, wearing a Slytherin uniform. Then I did a double take and indeed there's a George Weasley in Slytherin. But that's not all. As I stood up, what do I see? Fred Weasley number two is sitting in Hufflepuff! And guess what Molly! George Weasley number two is sitting in Reavenclaw. Now I have two sets of twins! Then sudently the doors open and guess what walked in..... A THIRD SET OF TWINS!!!" Fabian and Gideon were on the floor laughing, Sirius and James were high-fiving each other. Remus was shaking his head and poor Lucius looked scared. Molly stood there blinking, Arthur was counting on his hands the amount of children he had, Regulus was sitting there with his fork half way to his mouth, Frank was looking at Mcgonagall like she had grown a second head. Barty, Lily and Alice were laughing. Narcissa just blinked.

"Turns out Bill, Charlie, Percy and even Cedric Diggory were Polyjuiced as the twins. Where did they find the Polyjuice potion I do not know. But that was just the start. A few days later during Lunch the entire Hogwarts population had red hair! That lasted for 48 hours! Next day Fred George, Bill and Charlie walked into the Hall. Each one jumped on a different house table and started dancing the Macarena! As they danced the tables lifted and changed places. Slytherin was in Hufflepuff. Ravenclaw was in Gryffindor. Gryffindor was in Slytherin. Hufflepuff was in Ravenclaw!" Arthur passed Minerva a glass of Firewhiskey, which she drowned like nothing.

Gideon and Fabian stood up "We have to say that we are very proud of our ickle nephews!".
Sirius, James and Remus stood up too "The Marauders salute the Weasleys and Diggory!".

Minerva growled at them but still smiled "There is mooreee. Mr Filch has falled into a portable swamp and had to be fished out. Professor Flitwick was turned into a teapot. There were plants escaping the Greenhouses and dancing all over the school. Somehow they found the entrance to the Hufflepuff common room, personaly I'm suspecting Mr Diggory. We had to rescue Pomona from the top of Greenhouse number three, because there were bitting plants that kept calling Pomona "Juicy yummy num num" inside and tried to bite her. Our DADA Professor was found dancing with your sons singing 'The Weels on the Bus'. Saturday evening they turned all the students into animals. Lastly but not least. They destroyed the Slytherin door to their common room, that I have no idea how they found. THERE IS NO DOOR THERE NOW!! NO DOOR! Sinistra has to stay guard outside to make sure none gets in or out!" She fell back to her chair siping from her drink.

The Marauders, Regulus Barty, Frank and Lucius just stood there blinking. The Prewett twins were clapping like mad men. Lily was helping Molly sit down. Arthur was drowning his third glass of firewhiskey. Narcissa and Alice just stared at Minerva. 

"Honestly Arthur, Molly your children are reckless. They are vulgar. They have no respect for authority. They have no filter. They are menaces and Dangers to society. I am quite fond of them. Please make sure you have some more in the future!" Arthur chocked on his drink.

Lucius stood up "Arthur I am begging you. For the Wizarding World's and mine sanity DO NOT have any more children, or so Merlin help me I'll neuter you!!". Regulus finally lost it and started laughing clinging to Barty for support. Narcissa was hitting Lucius on the head. Molly was looking at Minerva like she was crazy. "Well Minnie! They still have two and don't forget mine, Frank's and Lucius's. Trust me they are Marauders 2.0!!" said James, making Minerva shiver.
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Minerva returned to Hogwarts to find her office covered in catnip. She just blinked. At this point she might just accept it. So she turned into her cat form and enjoyed her free catnip present from the Weasleys and Diggory.
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The parents on the other hand were thinking about the Mischief their kids were going to cause, especially now with their new powers. They hopped they ended up in different houses, it was impossible for any house to survive with all of them together. It was sure that if they all somehow ended up in Gryffindor with the rest of the Weasleys, Minerva would resign in a blink of an eye. And probably send them the bill of her healer.
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Unfortunately for Minerva the pranks were far from over. The next morning as she walked into the Great Hall for breakfast....... everything was on the ceiling. They had breakfast on the floor. As each Head of house walked in followed by the students, the Professors were all turned into ducks and all the students turned into ducklins! Minerva's scream of rage was heared over at the Hogsmead there was one single name "WEASLEY!"