I wuz walked donw the street and I seen a hawt guy.
He was wid anoder gurl but I don't care. I still lookedede at his fine azz.
"Sup niqqa!" He shouted out
"Mi? " I axed even doe I knows he saids it to mi.
I walkeded over to hem.
"You wanna fhuk" he said lickeded Hess lips.
"Yaass" I said and he pulleded my wrist and draggededed mi into the bushes.
"Whit 'bout yo Oder hoodrat?" I axed
"She my side chick, she ain't shi-"
"Whutz yer name?" I axedede cutting of hes wirds.
"Camerin Dallus"
"My names-"
"I don't cur"
Ooh. I liek bad bois
He sniffed the air
"Why it smell liek fish stickss" I lookeded around
I shrugged, maybe it's your side chicks fishy cootch...
He shruggeded.
He kisseded my neck
And I smackedede him in the nozze
"Owwww" He said covereded hiess nozze
I laffed "hahaaa"
" WHAT WUs THET 4" he scremem in mi ers
"I don't wanted kisses on my nick." I sed
"Then whir" he said confuseded
"Yous knows whir" and I pushed his head to my kitty.
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OMG this was so fun to make... I'm laughing so hard right now ASDKSLAJDH okay so I wanna make more of this but first this needs more reads and comments and votes (takes 50 years)
If it gets more reads who should be next just for now.
Jack Johnson
Jack Gilinsky
Nash Grier
Shawn Mendes
