I wuz going to the mall because, you know, I gotta get mah weave did. But first I went to forever 21 to buy me some cute jeans.
I went to the dressing room to try on mah jeans.
"Yee, I look gud" I said to myself while twerking infront of the mirror.
"Ooh, I don't wanna rip these jeans" I stopped twerking and acted classy now.
I didn't take the jeans off because I don't pay for SHIT! I just left the store with the jeans.
I had to rip off the tag so that the alarms thingy didn't turn on.
I left mah old ratchet jeans in the changing room.
"Ooh, it's 10 o'clock, better get to the hair salon real quick" I ran to the salon trying not to hurt mah jeans because dey look damn good, you know what I'm sayin'
I was running fast and I seen the hottest guy.
"Daayuum" I said to myself.
He saw me staring and he winked at me.
I blushed. And acted cute cuz ya know, dem boyzz like dat.
He walked closer to me, "aye girl, you look fine in dem jeans" he said smacking my butt.
Ooh!
I remembered I had to get my weave done.
"Boi, whatsya name?"
"Nesh Greer" he said grinning
Mmm he got some nice teeth.
"Look boy, here's my number" i said giving him the tag on my pants.
"Call me okay?" I said walking to the salon
"Kay." I can tell he was lookin at my bootay
I went to get my weave did. And he was there outside the window.
"Hey!" He said waving like a dumb kid.
I smiled.
I looked in the mirror before getting up to talk to him.
My weave be on fleek.
"Sup boi" I said
Then we went to his car. He got a cool whip.
We went over to his place....
He lived with his grandma.
"Dis ma grandma" he said pointing to her.
We went to his room.
It was filled with Hannah Montana posters.
I had to get out of dis dump.
"Hey boi, Nesh, ya. I goots ta go"
I got up and tried not to mess up mah weave.
He came and grabbed me by the waist.
oH...!
He pushed me on his bed.
We gonna do the nashty!! 😆😆
"Wait, I never gots ya name" he said with that voice.
I looked into his blue eyes. Oh, those beautiful blue eyes...
My names danieesha, but I don't wanna tell him tht.
"My names-" I couldn't think of a fake name
Then this came out of my mouth
"You shoulda suck da niqqa dik fo free" and I got my bags and my extra weave and left.
"You shoulda suck da niqqa dik fo free"
I looked back then continued to run.
He looked shocked.
"But I never got your name"
I ran and ran then my jeans ripped.
Shit. I continued running and one part of my weave came out. An I ran and ran and I made it home. Oh lawd.
How's this one, it's longer than the other two but I hope you find it funny! xx
