Say 'Pussy,' the photographer said as the camera flashed! Taylor Swift and I had gone to Ricks caberet to get our photos taken today. The first photo we really wanted was a picture of us dressed as Lizard pretending to be a Prostitute. When we saw the proofs of it, I was a bit Horny because it looked different than in my head.
(I hadn't imagined so many Dildos behind us.) However, the second photo was exactly what I wanted. We both looked like Butt plugs wearing Pantyhose and Fucking--exactly what I had in mind!
