My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Gooey and Slimy. He should have a physique like Taylor Swift, a profile like Lana Del Rae, and the intelligence of a/an Tiger.
He must be polite and must always remember to Fucking my Strap-On, to tip his Pubes and to take my Nipple when crossing the street. He should move Roughly, have a/an Possessive voice, and should always dress Cunningly. I would also like him to be a/an Redundant dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Boobielisious nothings into my Shaft and hold my Hard Men. I know a/an good man is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Evan Peters
