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Chapa: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Bose: Okay, but in my defense, Mika bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Chapa: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Chapa: While I'm gone, Bose, you're in charge.
Bose: Yes!!!
Chapa, whispering: Mika, you're secretly in charge.
Mika: Obviously.

Chapa: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Bose: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Chapa:
Chapa: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Bose: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Chapa: Thank you
Bose: I didn't say that was a good thing
Chapa: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Bose, pointing: May I sit there?
Chapa: That's my lap
Bose: That doesn't answer my question, Chapa.

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