Chiles

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Miles: You kill people for money?!
Chapa: I can explain!
Miles: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

Miles: Chapa! My face is on fire!
Chapa: Miles! Are you ok?!
Miles: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Chapa: But your face is on fire.
Miles: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Miles: So what's for dinner?
Chapa, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Chapa: I'm going to take you out
Miles: great, it's a date!
Chapa: I meant that as a threat.
Miles:- See you at five!

Miles: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Chapa: It means I was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Miles: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Chapa: Miles, they...they weren't always orphans.
Miles:

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