It was an average day for ben and speed
Except speed was going out a lot more, he would leave at 10:00 pm and come back home at 5:00 am.
Ben would get suspicious after about a week of him doing this. So he decided to investigate and follow him.
"Bye ben ill be back soon!!" Speed yelled before leaving
Ben then ran like the little dog bitch boy he is and followed Speed
Speed got out of his car and went into a swamp??
Strange...
Ben followed him, confused.
Thats when he saw it....
Speed....
Kissing......
Shrek..?
Wait what, SHREK?!
Shrek was Bens third cousin. So that and the fact Bens boyfriend was kissing his cousin was kinda like, no.
Speed and Shrek then started violently fucking each other while listening to let it go on full blast
Ben started to growl cause hes a little bitch dog.
BEN THEN ATTACKED SHREK AND SHOVED A STICK UP HIS ASS, KILLING SHREK.
"AWOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ben howled at the moon and tore off his clothes and pissed on Speed, marking his territory.
Then they fucked.
The end:)
