" vance wtf "

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early recap / heads up
it all started one day when your back started aching , which caused you to slouch while doing anything . ( walking , sitting , etc.) Which made it look like you wanted to fuck someone up .. And it led to you being friends with Robin and vance . {you were always badass from the start , dw}
and this was months from the moose and Robin fight
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"ma! my back hurts like a bitch!" you complained in your room , currently changing . when you took your pajama shirt off , there was blood . and , so like any other kid, you freaked out . " MOMMA! MY BACK IS FUCKING BLEEDING! AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE FEATHERS IN MY ROOM?! "

you yelled . it was only the bleeding part that got your mothers attention . " why are you bleeding honey ? here , let me bandage you up .. but your still going to school after we get you checked up .. its only when the doctors say you can't go to school you won't . but for now i need to book an appointment after this .. " she said after finishing up the well-wrapped bandages.

|y/n's pov|
" thanks , mom." I said " and in sorry for using profanity .. It wasn't needed. " i continued . " still doesn't explain why your room is such a mess . " mother looked around my room in fake disgust . " i have nothing to do today , i'll clean it up . " mother
said to herself , stopping to look at me and grin happily . then she flicked my long , pointy ears . " still dont know why your ears are like this .. " she looked closely , looking concerned .

" let me go book that doctors appointment , and you , young lady , get dressed . and dont forget to pick out your school clothes for tomorrow ! " she scurried out the room , sending little finger waves , her face scrunched up .

" better early then never i guess .. " i said quietly .

after spending a lot of time putting on and deciding what clothes to wear , you mad it look - decent enough .

you freaked out so much that you almost spoke spanish , and unfortunately thinking about it , made you speak spanish. And you have this thing wrong with your mouth , so everytime you speak in another language , you would be stuck speaking that language for a few hours .

you groaned and went downstairs . " whats wrong with you , huh? " mom questioned . " español , mama . Voy a lo de Robin por un tiempo. nos vemos en unas horas. te amo adiós . " i said . " oh .. okay .. You're going to Robin's for a few right ? Have fun! And make sure you say hi for me , okay?" I nod .

walking to Robin's isnt far , but it isn't close . walking out the door and continuing my walk , one song comes to mind . its a 'phonk song', as i call it , and its called "METAMORPHOSIS" . its a great song.

everytime I go outside , my pupils dilate to slits . mom says its because of the sun , but it honestly just looks awesome .


I have all these flaws , my body seems inhumane .. But thats good . i dont want to be like those 'i am unique' dipshits.

getting closer to Robin's house , my back aches makes an appearance again , and I can feel blood drip . " hell .. fuck Robin's house . grab 'n go it is . " good thing I keep my change in here .. I have dollars worth of things . the closest I can count my money to is $20. i fucking hate nickels.. hard to fucking count ..

as usual , the grab'n'go is crowded with helpless , nosy dimwits . pushing my way through , i get to the candy isle . not gonna lie , those orange slice candies were good as fuck .. " y/n ! there you are ! " vance yelled with a lollipop in his mouth , quite muffled due to it . " español , Vancey . " i abruptly said . " You need to go to that Arellano's house . 'hear he speaks spanish . " he said , in a matter-of-factly tone . " cállate la boca maldito niño de campo de repollo. tu puto acaparador de atencion.. " i said , jokingly. Vance looked confused and offended . "
estoy bromeando, estoy bromeando ! " vance looked as if he just chewed something sweeter than a marshmallow . " damn .. say it again . " he said , one eyebrow raised . " nõ , Vancey .." I said , in a laughing tantrum .

"¡Vuelve a tu juego de pinball, V! ¡Me quedaré aquí hasta que superes tu puntuación más alta! " i yelled . he must've only heard pinball and immediately ruffled his hands in his pockets , almost rolling his ankle then turning just to put a few quarters in .

awhile later , i see him literally dominating over the pinball machine . hunched over it , and cussing out the person who talks while still looking at the almost broken down machine .

until someone pushes the machine , right when he was about to beat his high score...
he fucked up . big time.

next thing you know he's on the ground , vance beating the sense into him . " You mother fucker .. do you want to die?! i guess you do ! dont ! fucking! interrupt ! My! game! " vance said , swinging harder every punch he took . " v, creo que lo atrapaste.. está inconsciente.. . " i plainly said . walking out the door of the grab'n'go , i hear police sirens .

" PERRA CORRE " i yell , in a hurry . he grabbed me , fucking sprinting his long ass legs down the narrow sidewalk , twisting and turning just loose them successfully .. " NI SIQUIERA LLEGUE A COMPRAR - " vance slapped me . not on the mouth to get me to shut it , but slapped me . on the cheek . hard . that shit had me tearing up hard . "maldición, está bien v .. " a shiver went up my spine as he looked at me . if looks could kill , i would be in the underworld already .

   :_ time skip brought to you by me and no motivation but the need to write something <3 _:

     Hurriedly waking myself to robin's house , i slouch over and quietly groan in pain . Hanging on the door a few times , i see a pissed off uncle on a couch and a tired - looking robin . " sácame de mi miseria, idiota. " i say , annoyed . robin's reply was : " oh . come in , but wait for a bit, you hijo de puta . i need to clean my room really quick . " like , what the hell? Im in pain , come bandage me up or something . " PERRA SI NO VES Y ABRES TUS MALDITOS OJOS?! TENGO MUCHO DOLOR, ¿PUEDES VERLO? ¡¿POR FAVOR, YO EN UNA CAMA DE MIERDA, NO EN UN SOFÁ DE CULO RAGGEDY?! " i say , screaming . my back arched while i did so , like in a fighting stance . " BITCH DAMN ! OKAY , COME LOOK AT MY DIRTY  ROOM AS YOU PLEASE . IM TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK NICE FOR YOU " he yells back .  " lo siento, amigo . " i say , literally about to pass out from how much blood im loosing . an

     and boom ! there i go . laying on the floor . passed out . see you later , robin .. I guess ?

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