one piece reacts

Read the description if you haven't! But it's just randomly done and won't have sometimes context!! Oh and a lot of cursing!!
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Everybody was doing there things. The straw hats were being very loud, red hair pirates drinking for whatever reason they thought of, garp was eating his rice cookies and then sengoku eating it , heart pirates being smart (idfk). Everyone's day was normal, until I came and completely making it weird ✨

Well they are going to watch Luffy's memories and other things. Like pictures and I don't know myself I should really let my friend be in charge of explaining but I said that I will do it on my own (not really)

Anyways I got permission from the god of time and future Luffy from idk how long in the future. All I need to do is get the straw hats into this mess themselves since it would be weird from me pop up and then say something like "hey Ur going to react to Luffy's memories. Bye" so they need to get into it themselves. But how doe. I can turn myself into a rock and Luffy will pick me and then teleport them? I will think of this so now just go to the straw hats

Meanwhile on some Island with the straw hats:
"Luffy!! Stop playing with that...??" Nami said as she walked closer to her captain which was playing with a....paper?? Really?? Great work me! Who would play with a paper!??

"Oh nami! This paper is weird!! There's something written on it and everytime I say some word what written on it, it glows!" Wow. I'm so fucking stupid but I can't think of anything else honestly

"Show it to me!" Nami then snached it from the poor captain. "Namiii..it's mineee!!" Nami didn't give a flying fuck

"To All the friends, family and foes. I read this poem. Past, present and future shall be known. And some pictures of course but I can't put this in poetic form since I suck."

"Wow. That sounded awful." "Yeah I know but thanks for the reminder" nami gets scared as she hears a rather feminine voice right next to her ear but noone there. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Luffy then looks at the navigator confused"what was what nami? Do I
need to kick somebody's butt?!" Nami then looked around and saw noone

"Cat burglar nami! Don't be scared by me! I mean no harm! And your the only one who can hear me since you didn't read the letter out loud. You should have done that. But since that wasn't written there I should have guessed that this will happend."

Nami then was shocked by the weird fucking magic which I don't understand either. "How can I speak to you without being looked like a weirdo?" Nami asked me and making Luffy even more confused. "Ohhh just say something in your mind and I read your minds so yeh. It's easy"

After that she asked me one thing "what do you want?" "You will see soon. But can you do me a favor of reading this out loud for everybody of this crew to hear?"

She then slightly hesitated but then nodded. "Great! After you read it something magical will happend~~~ and I will give you money after you read it. " I saw as her eyes turned to dollars "how much?!" "Uhh your money is belis? Wait let me calculate this."

After like 4 seconds I finally reply "sorry. About 1billion and something" "I will do it right away." She then quickly started to run all over the place calling for the straw hats and saying that she has something important.

"Alright! Is everybody here?" Nami asks and everybody nods "okay!" She then began to read the paper and soon after she finished reading it they all fell asleep. Heheheh.

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For the plot nami woke up first from the whole ass army of people who were there. The place looked like a theatre but beside the huge screen there was this small table and around it 2 people and on the table there's a laptop.