A movie is playing on a giant screen. Splinter seated in his easy chair, smiling as he watches a movie.
Big Actor:Where's our free grub, noodle man?
Raph in front of the screen, mouthing the lines with him.
Lou Jitsu:Okay, ha. How ‘bout some . . . hot soup?
Raph grips Donnie chest and then Mikey.Actors on screen yell as they are tossed and Raph tosses his brothers too. Both yell as they fall face first into hot noodle soup. Noodle lands on Splinter’s face and he eats it.
Lou Jitsu:Too spicy for you?Everyone’s a critic. Hm.
Donnie:Man, ‘Teriyaki Shakedown’ always gets me so jazzed!
Raph:Yeah, Lou Jitsu’s the business!
Remote goes flying through the air and hits Raph in the face, knocking him down.
Splinter:Then why do you insult the master with your poor technique?
He leaps off chair, spins in the air, and smashes into all three of his sons.
Splinter:Hot soup!
He stands up as turtles groan.
Splinter;Do not worry. Someday you will be great ninjas with a little practice . . . is something I would say if I were a liar.
Mikey:That’s nice of you to say, Pop, but I’m tired of practicing.
Raph:Yeah, we can be heroes like Lou Jitsu!
Splinter laughs
Splinter:Nice try.
He walks away.
Mikey:We got the squillz, we got the tight color-coordinated team look.
Raph bumps fists with Mikey.
Raph:Let’s do it! Let’s go out and bust some bad guys!
Donnie pops up in front of them with his tablet.
Donnie:Yeah. I just feel like, you know, we need a case to get the juices flowing a little bit. You know, let’s see what the internet has to say about it, shall we . . .
Leo and Y/N hops up from behind the easy chair and then flops over the back of it.
Mikey:Yo,Leo,Y/N, we’re gonna be heroes!
Leo:Okay, what’s the plan? Solve the city’s rat problem?
Y/N laughs at Leo joke
Splinter tail flashes out and smacks Leo and Y/N in the face, knocking them off the chair.
Splinter:Hey now. I am standing right here.
Raph:Pfft, no way.We’re crime fighters!
Donnie:Okay, check this out. The Spine Breaking Bandit!
Raph:Yeah.Go big or go home!
Leo:Yeah, go home on a stretcher. What else did you got?
Donnie sweeps finger across tablet to bring up another screen.
Donnie:Uh, okay, here’s something. The Long Island Mangler!
Y/N:Okay, Donnie.I appreciate you giving your best effort, but maybe we should save mangling and spine breaking for.
Brothers just stare at her for a second.
Donnie changes screen again.
Donnie:Mm, well, this one’s kind of lame. Someone stole paper from a delivery truck.
