I need your help.
Suho: what did you do?
Chanyeol: I lost lay
Lay: (in background) Don't worry man, we'll find him.
Suho: *sighs* how high are you guys?
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That moment when you realized that you cannot love another person, the way you love your ultimate bias.
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Taemin the type to list his contacts like:
Key: keyonce
Minho: fuckboy #1
jonghyun: actual emo
Onew: daddy
Ravi: fuckboy #2
Kai: Manager: person who finds my shit when I lost it-nim
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Female lead in kdramas be like
" I don't know which boy to choose! They're all in love with me"
I be like
"Is there a spare one for me?"
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Picking a bias in Bangtan is like buying one and getting 6 free
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Which non-kpop songs would you describe exo?
Baekhyun: katy perry- ur so gay
Chanyeol: blink 182 - what's my age again
Suho: Gwen stefani - if I was a rich girl
Sehun:.nicki Minaj- anaconda
Tao: marina and the diamonds- Primadonna girl
Kai : bloodhound gang- discovery channel
Luhan : beyonce-If I were a boy
Chen : the trolololo song
Kyungsoo: Lilly Allen- Fuck you
Xiumin: Justin timberlake - sexy back
Kris: far east movement- like a G6
Lay: Tove Lo- stay high
