#1: (Part 1) 0 days gone, 1825 days to go- Cheers to a..weird start?

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A/N Note:
AAAAAA HELLO ALL OF YOU! We will be going straight to chapter 1 bc I mean...the prologue is a bit unnecessary if yk what I mean 😭
SOOOO I will stop talking (or typing) now and enjoy the story!
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"WHAT THE FUCK? REALLY?!!!!" Marinette started squealing to her parents, doing a happy dance.

"Marinette.." Tom said, crossing his arms.
"Language," Sabine finished his sentence, "BUT YES MY DAUGHTER WE ARE GETTING YOU A SISTERRRR!!!" Sabine joins in with her daughter, dancing with delight.

Tom pinches his temple as he watches the two.
"What am I going to do with you two??"

"Come on guys, LET'S GET MY LITTLE SISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"Marinette the neighbours will kill us if you scream that loudly!" Sabine scolded, putting her hand on the excited Marinette.

"Okay let's go," Tom said, dragging (not literally) them to the car.

Vroom Vroom 😍😍👩‍🦲
*tom accidentally hits girly girl* 🧍🏽‍♀️💥🚗
her last words: bye bitches you all r boring af so I'm out peace ✌🏽 🫦🫦
*girl dies* 👼🏽🧎🏽‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️
them: 💃💃💃💃💃
also them: 🚗💨 🪦💐

Anyways, once they reach..

"Papa WHAT WAS THAT! You just killed that gi-" Marinette stops talking, looking at the people who stopped what they were doing to observe the scene.

"What are you all looking at?" She said confused and pointed at some random kid, holding his foster Mum's hand in the orphanage, "And you kid, keep your mouth shut or flies would get into it."

The boy's mum gasped as she quickly walks out. Everyone started clapping strangely as one kid came up and started biting Marinette's leg.
"OW WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!" She threw the kid so far that she went flying onto the Eiffel Tower.
"I'm alright maman don't worry!" She screamed and damn does she have a loud voice.

"MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG! What do you THINK you are doing?!" Sabine scolded, grabbing her ear and twisting it, making it turn red.
"Ow ow maman stop!"
"No you little shit you are coming with me!!"

Suddenly, some kid jumped on Sabine's head, making her fall face first.
"HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS?" She scowled loudly, her voice muffled because of the carpeted ground
The kid blew raspberries at her and starting making plane noises.

The crowd started howling and some old lady came over and looked over at everyone, clearly annoyed. She whipped out a loud speaker from her bun and started screaming into it.
"CAN YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
Everybody stopped howling as they looked at her. But then, they turned into..unicorns. And oh, one just spat out a WHOLE ASS RAINBO-

Marinette felt a rush of cool air on her face as she woke up from her nap. She was laying on two seats and sat up.
'Thank God that was a dream!" She sat there, dazed from her odd dream. She really hoped that wasn't a lucid dream..wait wha-

"Marinette sweetie we've reache-"
"Maman please can I just sit here?" She squeaked, thinking about her recent "lucid" dream.
"Nope you are coming with us! Excited when we were at home and now she doesn't want to come with us..strange." She whispered the last part.
She tugged her arm and brought her to the orphanage.

"SABINE! TOMMY!" A small girl squealed, running up to Tom and Sabine.
"Honey! I told you so many times to call me maman and call him papa but OH MY GOSH! You're finally coming home with us!! And look, this is your big sister Marinette!" Sabine said affectionately, holding Marinette's hand as Tom picked the little girl and spun her in the air. He put her down and she looked at Marinette.

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