"We are gathered here today to mark the passing of Kagaymine Len because he ate a leek" Kaito said (he was holding Len's funeral for some reason)
Rin was a bit sad but she had hatsune miku next to her and you're not allowed to be sad in the presence of hatsune miku unless she's singing rolling girl or some shit idk
"Ok now we all have to vote on the best Len song" Kaito said
"What" Luka said
"To honour his memory lol"
"I vote childish war" rin said (totally not biased opinion)
"No it has to be just len singing it" Kaito said
Rin cried
Then hatsune miku slapped her because you're not allowed to be sad in the presence of hatsoonay meekoo
"What about dappou rock" meiko said
"Ruikasa cover better" Luka Luka night fever said
"WHAT"
"You heard me"
"WERE BREAKING UP" Meiko screamed then punched Luka so Luka died
"Double funeral!!!11!1!" Kaito shouted
"I'm not going to my ex's funeral" meiko said then she started walking away.
BUT Luka came back from the dead and ran to meiko
"IM SORRY MEI CHAN I ACTUALLY THINK THE LEN VERSION IS BETTER" She shouted
"Okay we can be together again then" Meiko said then she kissed Luka lol gay
"Ew that's so gay" Len said
"Exactly" hatsune miku said
"WAIT LEN???????" Kaito shouted
"Oh yeah I'm alive again #lmao" Len said
"HOW" Rin chan said
"The power of girlbosses" Len said
Meiko looked at len "oh there are two kagaymines again"
"I'm not gay :( " len said but a gay flag fell out of his pocket (to no one's surprise)
"Omg my brothers gay???" Kagaymine rin chan said
"No this is uhhhh a present for kaito" banana boy said and gave the flag to Kaito "Kaito you're gay now"
"When was I not gay"
"Idk just keep the flag"
"Okay" Kaito then took a selfie with the gay flag
"Hatsune miku does not tolerate gay people unless they are gay for her" hatsune miku said then she pulled out her phone and started playing project sekai so aggressively that the whole building fell down
And hatsune miku still couldn't full combo the disappearance of herself :(
The end
YOU ARE READING
Hatsune Miku dies lol
RandomShe will forver be remeemebrted (THIS IS ALL A JOKE BTW I LOVE THE CRYPTONS)