-----[ Grumpy Pirate Dad ]-----

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-----[ Keep talking and I'll make you eat your own tounge

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-----[ Keep talking and I'll make you eat your own tounge. ]-----

<General Info >
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-----Name-----
Edward Clark

-----Nicknames-----
Ed, Eddy, Captain (or first mate depending on the scenario), grump, Mr. Kïll joy, dad, the dad we never wanted

-----Age-----
30-40
He won't ever tell you

-----Gender-----
Male

-----Sexuality-----
Man is so far in the closet

-----Nationality-----
English?

-----Accent-----
Kinda English

-----Species-----
Human

------Powers/Abilities-----
The ability to give zero f*cks

-----Weaknesses-----
He has feelings

-----[ The next person who uses me as an arm rest won't have any arms

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< Physical >
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-----Height-----
5'5

-----Weight-----
How dare you

-----Appearance/face claim-----

-----Appearance/face claim-----

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