'Ugh, Another Annoyance?'

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Hello! I am the author of this fanfiction! And real quick! The Disastrous Life of Saiki K does not belong to me, the anime and the manga belong to its rightful owners! I truly do hope you enjoy this x reader! Updates will most definitely be slow, so I am sorry but I will upload as much as I can! We are also going to pretend that Kusuo can use his x-ray vision on command! I am very sorry if this is sucky, I'm still learning how to write proper stories! =)        

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"Saiki! Have you heard yet?" A certain perverted medium yelled as he caught up to the psychic that was walking to his class. 'What now, Toritsuka?' He responded already done with the purple haired boy's fanatics. 'There's gonna be a new transfer student, AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRL! Hehehe, I'll woo her with my charms-'  Was but one of the many thoughts racing through the pervy idiot's mind. Ugh, another annoyance? Kusuo thought to himself. "There's a new transfer student! And a GIRL at that!!" He smiled, before his face contorted into a creepy, perverted smirk, a blush creeped its way onto his face. 'Stop that. I can hear your thoughts.' The psychic told him, disgusted by the medium's thoughts. "Oh yeah..haha." Toritsuka laughed, continuing to think of the adulterous fantasies within his mind. 'I hate you.' Kusuo said as he proceeded to run away from the disgusting medium.

Just as the medium's thoughts got less intense, "Saiki!" "Pal!" the idiot and the psych ward patient. "Where were you this morning? We thought you were sick--I mean, we thought Dark Reunion had gotten you!" The light blue haired boy said, expressing his worry before masking it with his make believe villainous organization. "Dark whasit?" The idiot asked. "Little guy, you always talk weird!" He laughed. "My name isn't 'little guy'! It's Shun Kaido!" Kaido yelled. "Alrighty, squirt!" Nendo said, slapping his hand into Kaido's back, making the smaller boy cough as well as completely ignoring his complaints in the first place. "SHUN KAIDO! Shuh-oon Kah-eye-doe. Shun Kaido!" Kaido said, sounding his name out for his idiotic friend. "I know your name, little guy! But your nickname is Little Guy!" Nendo laughed, slapping Kaido's back again. Kaido coughed harshly. "Oh, yeah, Sai-couh-Saiki, did you hear about the new student?" Kaido asked, coughing in the middle of saying Kusuo's name. 'Yes, I did.' He answered. "It's supposedly a girl!" Kaido said. "No doubt Dark Reunion will be after her. Do not fear! For the Jet Black Wings is here! I will protect her!" Kaido ranted about how the new girl would be in danger and needed protecting and that he would be the one to do it.

"Oh! Saiki! Class is about to start, wanna walk with me?" A certain perfection obsessed girl asked, after intentionally finding Kusuo. "Wow! Teruhashi!" The idiot and Psych ward patient said in unison. "Oh, hi, Kaido! Hi Nendo!" She smiled and turned towards the two. These two just had to be with Saiki as he walked to class! He's always with them! But! Can't be rude! After all, I am the world's perfect pretty girl! The blue haired girl thought. Trust me, if I could, I would get rid of them. Kusuo thought to himself. Not that I'd trade them for you though. You're worse. He thought. Teruhashi truly was worse than Nendo and Kaido, she drew attention and she had a crush on him. Normally Kusuo wouldn't mind her, but ever since her development of feelings for him, she hasn't left him alone. She's even been grabbing the attention of her fan club by acting so out of character around him. "Oh yeah! Class! C'mon, Saiki, Nendo!" Kaido said, running for their classroom, accidentally forgetting that Teruhashi was next to Kusuo, there for forgetting to call for her as well, making her panic. He didn't call for me too! Am I invisible? Am I ugly? Oh no! I can't be ugly! I can't be the world's perfect pretty girl if I'm ugly! "Uh, wow..uh, Teruhashi? Are you gonna come with us?" Nendo asked. As soon as he asked her confidence was immediately restored. I'm not invisible or ugly! She smiled to herself in triumph. Then the bell rang and she realized she was left alone. AAAAAAAH! MAYBE I AM UGLY?!

Everyone was seated in the classroom before the teacher had gotten in. "Class, as I'm sure you've all heard by now, we've got a new transfer student. Please welcome her with open arms and big smiles." Kusuo was not smiling. He was dismayed that there would yet another nuisance to deal with. "Come on in L/n." An average looking girl with (h/l) (h/c) hair walked in, her (e/c) eyes were the only really attention grabbing part of her facial appearance. She wore the girls PK Academy uniform of course, another slightly attention grabbing part of her were her shoes, they were interesting, they were (f/c) and had scribbles and doodles all over them. "Introduce yourself please." The girl stepped forward, in front of the chalkboard.

"Hello, I'm Y/n L/n. Nice to meet you."

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