"Would You Like To Know What Your Guardian Spirit Looks Like?"

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Kuniharu continued to bow.



Kusuo sat in his seat, trying to ignore both the soul-seeing stare of the girl seated in the back of the class and her thoughts.

Last night was so awkward. But then again, it was Mr. Saiki that asked the weird questions...plus that one that made Dad cry when we got home..Saiki looks super familiar. Like super familiar. His whole family does, but mostly he and Mrs. Saiki do. What is the teacher talking about? .....Who's Montgomery Burns? Why does that guy have red bandages on his arm? Did he bleed through them? Is his arm okay? She's pretty...is she glowing? I like her headband. Her braids are cute. Are her glasses missing a lens?! Saiki's hairpins look cool. Wonder where he got 'em. The girl's mind continued, focusing on a new person every eight seconds. Kusuo and his family, the teacher, the character the teacher was talking about, Kaido, Teruhashi, Yumehara, Mera, and back to Kusuo.

Kusuo rolled his eyes. Kaido, Nendo, Yumehara and Teruhashi were surrounding him. He was just trying to eat his pork cutlets in peace. But here came Idiot, Psych Ward Patient, Try Hard, and Narcissist. "Saiki! I've found a cool hideout for us! Dark Reunion will never find us!" Kaido started rambling. "Hey, pal, wanna go get ramen after school?" "Kaido! How's your day been?" "Saiki, your hairpins look shiny today!" Were their words, their thoughts;

Kaido: It was an awesome abandoned warehouse! I betcha Saiki'll like it! Nendo: Nothing. Yumehara: If I start a conversation with Kaido, he'll surely start getting friendly! Resulting in getting closer! Meaning, sharing hobbies and interests , and eventually, dating! Teruhashi: If I compliment him, he'll see how perfect I am, inside and out, and he'll say 'oh wow'!

Kusuo rolled his eyes. He most definitely would not be saying 'oh wow' to Teruhashi anytime soon. 

Oh shit. I forgot. I'm a loser--I mean a new kid. No friends so I'mma have to eat alone..ugh, I hate being the new kid. Kusuo heard the thoughts of the girl that had transferred into the class the day before. Nobody's befriended her yet? Normally, new students attract friend groups like moths to a flame. Kusuo thought to himself. Then, he heard; "Hey! You're that new girl in Saiki's class, aren't you?"

Toritsuka. 

Y/n looked to where she'd heard the voice that had called out to her. Why's he walking like that? Is he sick? Y/n thought, accidentally making a disgusted face at Toritsuka, who was walking with his groin leading the way, his upper body leaned slightly back. He didn't see it though, as he was too busy looking behind her. At her guardian spirit.

A beautiful woman with (h/l) (h/c) hair that seemed to fall perfectly around her face. She was ordinary, but gorgeous in her own right. Her (e/c) eyes had wrinkles around them, obviously from smiling. She had no makeup on but she looked too pretty to not have any on. The woman was in a dazzling, flowing, black dress. In her right hand, were three roses, a(n) (f/c) one, a red one, and a white one. She had another flower adorning her hair, that Toritsuka hadn't noticed at first. A beautiful lavender colored rose was resting behind her ear.

The woman looked at Y/n, her eyes sparkling with affection. The eyes of a mother. Immediately popped into Toritsuka's corrupted thought processor.

Kusuo's head turned to Toritsuka in an instant. He noticed that the medium wasn't looking at Y/n. Toritsuka was looking behind her, and slightly up. "Your guardian spirit is a beautiful woman. I can tell she thinks of you as her daughter!" Toritsuka smiled, his attention shifting back to Y/n. "She reminds me of a daughter..though, I don't know if I don't know wh-" The woman was cut off by Y/n, unintentionally. "Guardian spirit? Are you....Pervitsuka! Some girls came up to me yesterday and told me to look out for spirit seeing Pervitsuka!" Y/n said, pointing at Toritsuka. "No, no, no, no. Look out for Pervitsuka? I'm Toritsuka! Reita Toritsuka! Spirit medium extraordinaire! At your service, fair L/n!" Toritsuka said, bowing with a hand out to his right, his left hand covering his stomach. Toritsuka stood back up after about ten seconds.

"Would you like to know what your guardian spirit looks like?"

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