Welcome to part 2 enjoy :)
You take your feet out of the box, fall off the couch and start sobbing when you get a sudden whiff of what smells like a big brown caca. You realise you've fallen next to the polearm that just fell out of your behind. It has flakes of your shit on it. It smells bad and you don't think Thoma wants it back.
You look up mid sob, and the centerpeade has disappeared. You jump up and frolic around trying to find it before Thoma and Ayato get back. You look in the sink, under the couch and in every little crevice in view. It's nowhere to be found.
You decide to shove the polearm under the couch with your crusty toes and make yourself a bowl of popcorn so you can binge watch compilations of try not to cry. You want to get your eye water out before they get back and prepare to be inspected again.
You get a fresh box (not your orphan box) cover it in garlic, and cover your toes with it, otherwise gargamel might get them. Legend says, if your feet are not covered in garlic at all times he will chomp on your little toesums. You like your little foot wigglers so you do whatever you can to not get them snatched from you.
You only just learned how to play magic tiles 3 with them! You want to win the world record for playing iPad games using your toes.
Your toes will be your career and fame. Anyway, you sit on the couch with your bag of popcorn and turn on the tv. As you put your arm on the arm rest, you hear a crunch and feel something wet and gooey on your arm. You don't want to lift it up as your not sure whether you want to know what you squashed.
Nevertheless you lift your arm, and squished into the material of the couch, is the centerpeade. You go flying into the double couch and the polearm goes flying. Everything feels as if it's in slow motion and you scream.
You spot Thoma and Ayato slowly running towards you, the last thing you remembered before you blacked out was thinking they are going to know the polearm fell out your arse.
It's okay though your sure they can still train with it.
-Chapter end-
//I'll have you know I'm writing this instead of an English assignment but I hope you enjoyed it anyway
