monky sad, he has no money. monky get sold for money. wife and kids sad. no more dad says mother monky. little cocksucker monky goes "wahhhhh" and implodes. the other monkey begins smoking and turning bright red. monky come back from being sold. life goes on as normal. 2 weeks later monky get a letter. it says irs on it. he says "who irs" and eats the letter. 2 days later the irs kills monky because of tax fraud. monky kill irs instead. monky gets sold as nft. nft bad. monky good, monky nft bad though. when monky get sold as nft little monky cries and cries and pisses and cries all day and all night and pisses his pants and cries. monky wife become W I D E monky. W I D E putin shows up and does fortnite dance. he explodes. monky come back. monky become irs. monky bad now that he irs and nft. W I D E monky is sad because monky is irs and nft. little monky still pisses his pants and cries. little cocksucker monky imploded still. monky began to seize violently. he seized for 26.251728838392928726263 seconds. he no longer nft or irs. he back to monky. monky has no money. when no money for monky. monky sad. monky commit multiple warcrimes in iraq. monky need money for life. monky no money. monky has no money. monky not nft. he M O N K Y. not nft. monky kill nft and becomes paula abdul. and cries because fuck. monky back to monky now. moral of the story, nft not monky and monky cool. nft bad. monky goes to monkyland otherwise known as, doing too much lean, cocaine, heroine, molly, heroine, heroine, monky nuts, heroine, and maherione. monky is god now, he kill nft by shitting. the
end. just kidding monky crazy and this was all a cats fever dream. the cat then shit itself. the end. just kidding this was my fever dream. just kidding this was my fever dream. the end, definitely for real. i wake up in a cold sweet next to my violin wife. we make sweet passionate love and she births a tuba 9 months later. i knew she cheated on me. the end.
