Bender's Pov
"What do ya say we close that door we can't have any type of party with Vernon checking us out every 5 seconds" I explained walking over to the railing by the Red head and Sporto's table "Well the door's are supposed to stay open" The Blond sitting by Jill (The chick in my math class) Explained. "So what" I announced "So what how bout you shut up" Sporto Told me. "There's 5 other people in here ya know" He told "You can count see i knew you had it in ya had to be smart to be a wrestler" I teased "Well you judge anybody anyway" Sporto told. "You know Bender you don't even count if you disappeared forever it wouldn't make any difference, you may as well not even exist at this school" Sporto insulted. Okay That Hurt A little i thought to myself. "That Was Kinda harsh Don't ya think" Jill Announced Andrew looked over to her "Well it's the truth" He Argued "Still no person want's nor deserves being told such hurt full word's" She defended looking up at me i just nodded in agreement. "Well i think i'll just go for the wrestling team" I joked Sporto just laughed. "Maybe the prep club to, student council" I explained Sarcastically. "Nah they wouldn't take you" Sporto explained "I'm Hurt" I said "Only Guy's like you knock everything" The Redhead Told "Ahh this should be stunning" I explained "It's cause your afraid" She said "Ahh you Ritchie's are so smart it's exactly why i'm not heavy in activities" I explained. "Your A Big Coward" She Insulted "I'm In a Math Club" The Blond Said Out Of No Where. "So your afraid they won't take you, You don't belong so you just dump all over it" The red head explained. "Well it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being Assholes would it" I told "Well you wouldn't know you don't even know any of us" She said "Well i don't know any lepers either but i'm not gonna run out and join one of their F****** Clubs" I explained "Watch the mouth huh" Sporto commanded. "I'm In the physics club to" The Blond said out of no where again. "Excuse me a sec, What are you babbling about" I asked "Well what i said was That i'm in the math club, the loton club, And the physics club" He Revealed. "Hey Cherry Do you belong to the physics club?" I asked the red head. "That's an academic club" She told "So" I replied. "So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs" She explained. "Ahh but to dorks like him" I said pointing at the blond. "They Are." "What do you guy's do In your club" I asked " In physics we talk about physics, Properties of physics" He Answered. "So it's sorta social demented and sad but social right" I told "Well yeah i guess you could consider it social situation umm well there are other children in my club and uhh at the end of the year we have a big banquette at the Hilton" He explained "You load up yah party" I said "Well no uh we get dressed up but no we don't uh get high" He said "Only Burners Like You Get High" The Red Head Said. "And i didn't have any shoes so i had to borrow my dad's. It was kinda weird cause my mom doesn't like me to wear other people's shoes then uh my cousin Kent, My cousin Kendal in Indiana he got high once and ya know he started eating really strange food's and uh then he just felt like he couldn't blow anywhere kinda like twilight zone" He explained "Sounds like you" The red head told. "Hey you guy's keep up your talking Vernon's gonna come right in here i got a meet this Saturday and am not gonna miss it on account to you bone heads" Sporto Complained. My Anger was starting to rise "Ahh wouldn't that be a bite huh Whuh missing a whole wrestling meet " I Teased "Well you wouldn't know anything about it faggot" He Argued "You Never competed your whole life" "Oh i know i feel all empty inside because of it i have such a deep admiration for guy's who roll around on the floor with other guy's" I argued "ahh You wouldn't miss it you don't have any goals" He insulted :Oh but i do" I told "Yeah" "i wanna be just like you i figure all i need is a lobotomy and some tights" I told it was silent for a moment. "You wear tights?" The Blond asked "No i don't wear tights I wear the required uniform" Sporto Replied "Tights" He responded "Shut up" I saw Mr. Vernon start to come out of his office. I ran over to the chair between Sporto And The Redhead and sat until he passed. i stood up and walked towards the door. "You know there's not supposed to be any Monkey business" "Young man have you finished your paper" i responded. I checked if the coast was clear i saw no sign of Vernon so i decided to take a screw out of the door. I started to unscrew it "Come on Bender Don't Screw Around" "What are you gonna do" "Drop Dead I hope" " Bender that's school property there and blunt the law and not to be toyed with" The Blond Complained "That's very funny Fix it" Sporto Commanded "You Should really fix that" "Am i Guieus " I asked "No your an asshole" Sporto responded "What a funny guy" I said in a funny accent ignoring there commands for me to fix the door. "Sh everyone just shh" I said. We heard Mr. Vernon on the other side of the door. He came in. "Why is that door closed" He asked "Why is that door closed" He repeated. "How are we supposed to know were no supposed to move right" I replied he looked at The Red Head "Why" He yelled "We were just sitting here like were supposed to" She responded. "Who closed that door" he asked " I think a screw fell out of it" I answered. "It just closed sir" Sporto explained. "Who" He yelled as Allison made a weird noise and putting her head down on the table. I looked back at her "She doesn't talk sir" I told deffending her in a way. "Give me that screw" "I don't have it" I replied "You want me to yank you out of that seat and shake it out of you" He threatened "I don't have it, Screws fall out all the time the world's an imperfect place" I explained "Give it to me Bender" He said "Excuse me sir why would anybody want to steal a screw" Jill Asked "Watch it young lady" he threatened. I looked at her and she shrugged. I looked up and saw Vernon trying to use a chair as a door stopper. "The door's way to heavy sir" I explained he didn't listen and the door shut pushing the chair back we all chuckled to ourselves.Mr. Vernon Walked Back In "Andrew Clark get up here come on, Front and center let's go" He Instructed Andrew stood up and walked towards the door I pointed at him "Hey how come Andrew get's to get up, If he Get's up We"ll Get up it will be anarchy" I Exaggerated. They moved a huge Magazine rack to the door. "That's very Clever sir but what if there's a fire i think violating fire codes and endangering the lives children would unwise a junction of your carrer sir" I explained "Alright what are you doing with this get this out of here for god's sake what's the matter with you come on" He said " Well the school comes equipped with two fire exits at either end of the library " The Blond Explained " Hey Show Dick Some Respect" I told "Let's go" Vernon said pushing Andrew back to his seat. "Go get back in your seat" He commanded. " I expected a little more from a varsity Letterman" Vernon Insulted he looked up at me "Your Not Fooling Anybody Bender" He explained "The next screw that fall's out is gonna be you" "Eat my shorts" I mumbled "What Was that" He asked walking towards me " Eat My Shorts" I responded " You just bought yourself another Saturday" "Uhh i'm Crushed" " You just bought one more right there" " Well i'm free the saturday after that, Beyond that i'm gonna have to check my calender" " Good cause it's gonna be filed you we"ll keep going you want another one? Say the word just say the word instead of going to prison i'm doing you a favor you"ll come here are you through?" "No" "I'm doing society a favor" "So" "That's another one right now i've got you for your natural born life if you don't watch your step you want another one?" "Yes" "You got it you got it right there that's another one pal" "Cut it out" I heard Jill say i looked at her and she mouthed stop. "You through" "Not even close Bud" "God you got one more right there" " You really think i give a shit" "Another you through" "How many is that?" "That's 7 including when the moment when he first came in when you asked mr. Vernon here if Barry Manolo knew he raided his closet"The blond Announced "Now it's 8 and you stay out of this" Vernon replied "Excuse me sir it's 7" " Shut up peewee" Vernon interrupted. He held his hand up " Your mine Bender for two months i got cha, I got cha" Vernon explained " What can i say i'm thrilled" i responded " Aww i'm sure that's what you want these people to believe wanna know somethin Bender?" i sat back with a smug look "you wanna spend more time fixing yourself more to impress people you might be better off." He told " Alright that's it imma be right out side those door's next time i come in here i'm cracking skulls" He said as i mimacked him. He walked out the door's "F*** YOU" I Yelled.Time started to go by.
