Jill's Pov
Carl, The Janitor,Walked in. "Brian How Ya Doing?" He Asked. "Your Dad Work Here" Bender Teased. "Uhh Carl" "What"He responded "Can I ask you a question?"Bender Asked "Sure" He responded. "How does one become a janitor?" He asked. I rolled my eyes. "You want to be a Janitor?" Carl Questioned. " No I just want to know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew is very interested in pursuing a Career in the custodial arts" Bender Explained. "oh really" he replied. "you guy's think i'm some untouchable peasant" He asked "Maybe So but is i want to broom around shitheads like you for the last 8 years i've learned a couple things i look through your letters, Look through your lockers, I listen to your conversations but you don't know that i am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends by the way that clock is 20 minutes fast" He Explained. It was silent again Bender decided to tie his scarf around his head i think he looks like a pirate. He started to whistle a tone a we soon followed. Then Mr. Vernon Walked In we all stopped except Bender He Started to whistle the tone of doom. "Alright Girl's that's 30 minutes for lunch" Mr Vernon Told "Here?" Andrew Questioned "Here" He answered "Well i think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for us to eat lunch in sir" Andrew Explained. "Well I don't care What you think Andrew" Vernon Announced. " Dick Excuse me rich will milk be made available to us?" Bender Asked "Were extremely thirsty sir" Andrew Explained "I have a really low tolerance for dehydration" Claire Revealed "I"ve seen her dehydrate sir it's pretty gross" Andrew Told. "Relax I'll Get It" Bender Said Getting Up "Ah Ah Ah Grab some wood there bub" Mr. Vernon Told Bender sat Down "What do you think i was born yesterday you think i'm gonna have you roaming these halls" He explained "you" He said Pointing at Andrew "And you" He said pointing to Allison. "Hey what's her name? wake her up, Hey come on, On your feet Missy let's go this is no rest home" He Instructed. Allison Stood Up Grabbing her bag. "There's a soft drink machine in the teacher's lounge let's go" They got up and left. We sat there waiting for them to come back, I sat at the desk while the other were over in another section of the library. "Hey Claire wanna see a man with elephantiasis to the nut's? it's pretty tasty" Bender Asked "No thank You" She replied. "I wonder how he rides a bike" Bender exclaimed. I rolled my Eyes. "Oh Claire would you ever consider dating a man who had something like this?" He asked Her " Can't you just leave me alone Bug Jill Or something" She responded. "Hey Jill" I heard Bender Say "Yes" I responded " You wanna see a picture of a man with elephantiasis to the nut's" he asked "Umm No Thanks" I said declining the offer. "Why don't you come sit over here with us" Claire Asked "ok" I said shrugging, Getting up from my desk and walking over to where they were sitting. as i arrived over there i heard Bender say "Who have you ever laid?" to Brian "I've Laid lot's of times" Brian responded. "Name One?" Bender questioned "She live's in canada met her at Niagara fall's you wouldn't know her" Brian Explained. "Ever Laid Any One Around Here" He asked Brian looked at Claire and motioned for Bender to be quiet. "Oh you and Claire Did it" Bender Announced "What are you talking about" Claire Asked "Nothing" Brian Said "Let's just drop it okay we'll talk about it later" "No drop what, What are you talking about?" Claire Questioned "Well Brian's trying to tell me that to the addition of girl's in the Niagara fall's area you two are riding the hobbie horse" Bender Explained "Little pig" Claire Announced "No i'm Not John said i was a cherry and i wasn't that's it that's all was said" Brain Explained "Well what were you Motioning to Claire for" Bender Asked "You know i don't appreciate this much brian" Claire Revealed " He is lying" Brian Told "Oh you weren't motioning to Claire" Bender Said. "You know he's lying right" Brian Said " Were you or were you not motioning to Claire" Bender Interrupted. "Yeah But it was only, Only Because i didn't want you to know i was virgin okay Excuse me for being a virgin i'm sorry" Brian Explained "Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?" She asked "Because it's personal buisness my personal private buisness" Brain Announced "Well Brian it doesn't seem that your hiding your business" Bender Told "I think it's alright for a guy to be a virgin what about you Jill What do you think" Claire Asked " I totally agree there's nothing wrong with being a virgin Brian if it Make's you feel any better i am to" I explained. "You do" Brian said looking at Claire Than At me. We both Nodded. They Finally Got back with the soda's and we sat down to eat. Bender had nothing i felt bad "Hey Bender I'm Not Very Hungry Want my Sandwhich or something" I offered trying to be nice. He shook his head "No you go ahead and eat" He responded. I smiled "Okay." He sat behind Claire And Andrew "What's That?" He asked "Sushi" Claire Replied "Sushi" Bender Repeated "Yeah Rice, Raw fish, And Seaweed" She explained. "You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth but your gonna eat that" He Exaggerated. "Can I eat?" Sh asked " I don't know give it a try" Bender Replied. We looked back at Allison She had emptied the contents of her sand which and filled it with pixie sticks and captain crunch cereal. I went back to eating. Bender Sat down Beside Brian And I My Heart started to race Is this Normal I thought to myself. "What are we having" Bender said grabbing Brian's lunch sack. "Uh just your standard regular lunch i guess" He responded. Bender reached into the bad and pulled out a Thermos "Milk" Bender said "No Soup" Brian responded. He reached into the bag Brian tried to reach for it but he slapped his hand. He pulled out A juice box "Apple Juice" Brian Told "I can read" Bender said. "PB&J With the Crusts cut off well Brian this is a very Nutritious Lunch all the food groups are represented did your mom marry Mr. Rogers" He asked "No Mr. Johnson" Brian Responded. "Here's My Impression on Life At Big Bry's House." Bender Said Getting Up Walking towards the statue by the tables.
(Bender Imitates Brian's dad And Him)
Hey Son
Yeah Dad
How's Your Day Pal?
Great Dad How's Your's?
Super Say Son How'd You Like To Go Fishing This Weekend?
Great Dad But I've Got Homework To Do
That's Alright Son You Can Do It On The Boat
Gee
(Bender Imitates Brian's Father And Mother)
Gee Dear Isn't Our Son Swell?
Yes Dear Isn't Life Swell?
Oh (Kisses)
Oh (Kisses)
"Alright What About Your Family?" Andrew asked "Oh Mine" Bender Asked "Yeah" Andrew Said. "Oh That's Real easy" He said walking up there.
(Bender Imitates His Father Mother and him)
Stupid,Worthless,No Good,GodDamn, Freeloading Son of a bitch, R*******,Bigmouthed,Know It All, Asshole,Jerk.
You Forgot Ugly,Lazy,Disrespectful
(Hit's Wife) Shut Up Bitch Go Fix Me A Turkey Pot Pie
What About You Dad?
F*** You
No Dad What About You?
F*** You
No Dad What About You?
F*** YOU (Hit's Son)
I was Horrified for what i had just Seen. "Is that All True" Brian Asked "You want to come over sometime?" Bender Replied. "That's Bullshit all apart of your image i don't believe a word of it" Andrew Announced "You Don't Believe Me" Bender Said "No" Andrew Replied "No" Bender Repeated. "Did I stutter?" Andrew Asked. Bender Walked Towards Andrew and pulled up his sleeve pointing to a Circle on his arm "Do you see that" He said pointing at it "That's about the size of a Cigar Do I stutter?" He said Getting in his face. "See this is what You get at my house when you spill Paint in the garage" He said while pulling his sleeve down "See I don't think i have to sit here with you F****** D***** Any More" He said Walking Away towards a table with book's on them. He Pushed them off the table yelling and screaming. He jumped on top of the table and climbed over the stair cast and sat down. "You Shouldn't of said that" Claire Told "How'd I know" Andrew said "I mean he lies about everything anyway's" He said. I just Glared at him. I stood up Where are you going?" Andrew Asked "To Go talk to him" I replied walking away "That's not a good idea" Brian Called Out "I don't Care" I yelled Back To Him Walking up the stairs I reached The Top He was just sitting there Quiet. "Are you Okay?" I asked Concerned He just Shrugged. "Do you want to be Alone?" I Asked he just shrugged. Not taking it as a no I thought i walked forward and sat next to him. I Looked at him "Your Not The Only One " Tears Ready To Flow out but i tried my best to keep them in. He turned his head and looked at me. "How?" He Mumbled I lifted the side of my Shirt to show him my side which was bruised he touched his hand lightly on the bruise trying not to hurt me. "How Recent is yours?" He asked Looking concerned the same way i was. " Last Night Cause i was a minute late coming back from a friend's house" I explained as a tear ran down my cheek he took his thumb and whipped it " Do your friend's know" He asked Looking away from me." No your the first person I've told" I Revealed Laying My Head on His Shoulder. He Looked down At Me " Come On Let's Go Back down To the Table's" He Commanded. I nodded He stood up First and Helped me up. We walked back to the table i took out a piece of paper and a pen. I wrote down My Adress and walked over to Bender "Here" I said handing it to him He looked down At it confused "What's This For?" He Asked "It's my address if you ever need someone to talk to i'm here for you" I said With A smile he nooded and tucked the piece of paper in his Pocket.
