(Seen a lot of these so I'm gonna do it because for some odd reason they are cringy but I laugh xoxo go kill yourself/jp don't do it because I will probably get a lawsuit or something)
Peter entered the living room face time with Ned even though he was supposed to be in a meeting about a mission he told everyone he was sick but he didn't know the meeting will be in the fucking living room.
"Oh Ned please don't I'll literally kill myself if you date her" Peter said rolling his eyes. Everyone's eyes widen but they couldn't hear Ned since Peter had his AirPods on (gift from Tony). Peter suddenly burst out laughing "stop Mj did that?!" Peter laughed "no anyways Ned back to Berenice please don't date her she's literally a fucking psychopath I'm not playing," Peter said and suddenly started shaking his head "Ned no I don't give a damn if she gave you a sweater for Christmas it looked like shit anyway" Peter laughed a bit "Ned no admit it looked like shit" Peter. Peter nodded "yeah hold on I'm going to add MJ she hates her and has ugly pictures of her" Natasha threw a pillow at him "hang up the phone" Tony mouthed. Peter cringed "Ned I got to go I'm in deep shit bye" Peter whispered.
Peter groaned "really kid?" Nick asked "come on don't blame me! It's Saturday and I have plans" Peter sighed and sat on the couch "this is a mission and your worried about your plans?!" Peter rolled his eyes "kid you better get that attitude in check I'm not messing around here" Nick warned "yes sir" Peter mumbled Nick sighed "good Stark ground your kid" Tony chocked "he's uh not my kid" Tony stammered "I don't care what he is. Kid, you are a really important assist to this mission here's your part of the plan, and listen closely" Nick went on and on about how Peter was small so he should be able to fit through this hole in the wall that is the entrance to enter and supposed to get information and possibly a person who works there and turn them in for more information "okay so what if I don't fit in the hole?" Peter asked, "please your waistline is 20." Sam shrugged "he's not wrong."
Peter put on a black t-shirt and black cargo pants with protective gear for his elbows knees and stuff to cover himself so that he can't catch any bacteria.
"God ew no" Peter groaned staring at the hole which smelled like shit. Peter groaned "Peter it's that not bad" Clint went over to smell it and then gagged. Tony grimaced and everyone else did a disgusted face "it smells like an inside of a horse!" Peter sighed "can you call Fury and tell him to send a camera or something!" Tony shook his head "no can do kid" Peter sighed and braced himself and started to put his stomach in first and gagged a the smell "ew!" Peter grimaced as a dark green goop fell on his head "ew what is that!" Peter crawled more in and found a mini door and tried to open it but it wouldn't so he punched it open and crawled in.
Peter got up and saw a switch and turned the lights on "guys I'm in" Peter said as he turned on the earpiece "good we put a tracking device on you and we'll tell you where to go okay?" Peter hummed and looked around "there are some papers here," Peter said "take some pictures of them" Peter hummed and unzipped his picket which had his phone in so it wouldn't get ruined. Peter took pictures and sent them to the GC "okay Peter exit that door and take a right."
Peter has been walking around taking photos of basically everything. Peter was taking pictures of papers and suddenly he heard a click "shit" Peter whispered, "who are you?!" A deep voice said "turn around slowly and get on your knees hands behind your head" Peter sighed and turned around slowly "Peter do exactly what they tell you okay?" Peter got on his knees "dude come on no need to get so tense about this" Peter responded, "hands behind your head or I'll shoot!" Peter put his hands behind his head which is where he hid his gun and pulled it out and shot it a the ground so the man will get startled which he did then Peter ran up to him and they both started fighting till the man hit Peter with the gun on the head and Peter fell on the ground and the man went on top of him straddling him trying to inject something in his neck "no!" Peter shrieked and pushed the man off him and grabbed the needle and injected it into the man. Peter sighed "damn you Parker you almost gave Tony a heart attack!" Sam yelled "you have to come back through the hole... but you have to put your protecting gear on the dude" Peter gasped "no ew I'll stink! More than I already do!" Sam snorted a bit "Peter we can't afford anything happening to the guy he will be used for information" Steve said. Peter groaned and roughly started putting on top of the man's clothes and Peter was left with a t-shirt and some cargo jeans instead this time he didn't have padding on him and gear so no bacteria would get in his skin.
Peter started to go through the hole and managed to get the guy through there. Peter gagged the whole way through. Once Peter got through the end of the hole he threw the man out first and ran out of the hole covering his mouth and ran to the closet tree and threw up. Everyone cringed hearing Peter cough and gagging "tell Fury he can drown in hell!" Peter yelled and threw up again.
Peter went into the shower that was in the jet and used 10 bars of soap and 10 shampoo bottles. Peter came out with his towel drying his hair and exhausted "hey Pete" everyone said without even looking at him "how'd you know I was here?" Peter asked "we can smell you," Clint said. Peter groaned "come on I used like 10 shampoo bottles including the 10 bars of soap" Tony snorted "don't worry it's not like a few hours ago it's tolerable now" Tony reassured. Peter laid down on the couch "god I'm tired" Peter mumbled "and you stink" Sam said. Peter flipped him off "shut up Sam" Natasha smiled softly "don't worry missions like these we have this shampoo and body shampoo Bruce made don't worry about it Peter" Peter smiled at that "thanks Bruce" Peter gave him a thumbs up "no problem" Bruce yelled back softly though since they were across from each other.
Peter fell asleep quickly feeling tired from spending like 4 hours in the shower and fighting a guy and going through basically a shit hole twice and throwing up 4 times and having to deal with Sam.
(SORRY IF THIS ISN'T GOOD I TRIED MY BEST TO MAKE THIS ENTERTAINING I HAD LIKE 40 DRAFTS TODAY I DID AND I HATED ALL OF THEM AND THIS ONE I KINDA LIKED BUT NOT REALLY BUT I NEED TO POST SOMETHING SO YEAH)
