a granger family reunion {dramione}

THE DINNER

Hermione and the quads were forced to go to dinner with Hermione's whole family the nice side isn't so bad but the mean side the quads are shuddering internally. Hermione's mean cousins as usual wore very slutty clothes, the quads were very well behaved and Gracie decided to pry into Hermione's personal life "so where is your husband?" "he is in a meeting as we speak" said Hermione calmly "if he exists" said Amelia to Charlotte and Alice "oh he does" said a voice Blaise "Blaise" Hermione said "Emily, or to give you your full name Emily Hermione Lyra Athena Blunt M, nee Zabini/Granger" {M for Malfoy} "how about we stick to Hermione?" "nah" said Blaise leaving "what?" asked Hermione "oh nothing aside from the fact that you are "related" to the second richest man on earth after Draco Malfoy, and second most eligible bachelor" said Amelia, Hermione rolled her eyes and performed a wordless wandless obliviation spell on those that didn't know "Hermione how old were you when you had your kids?" asked Amy blinking rapidly as though she forgot something but didn't know what, she was also asking the question on most peoples mind minus her parents "18" Lilly began to choke and Charlotte spat her drink out across the table, causing her wine to go onto her aunt Jean "Jean Hugo have you no respect you allowed your daughter to be 18 and conceive a child, no make that four and she wasn't married" "i was married i was married for nine months and then the quads were born" "nine months wouldn't they have been born many months earlier and how are none of you dead? wouldn't you and at least one of your children have died" Gracie said quite shocked her niece survived Hermione rolled her eyes and thought "i'm a witch i will live longer than you and that is why i have a good figure and am not dead and all my kids healthy, being a witch is the reason my children were not born until nine months and i was actually 17 turning 18 when i married" she felt someone beside her elbow her she looked it was Narcissa Malfoy II "don't flatter yourself mother, your thoughts are so loud before you ask" cissy said whispering Hermione rolled her eyes in response and couldn't wait to leave. Hermione ushered the kids to bed and went to bed and fell into a restless sleep tomorrow the café and then a walk then back in time to change for dinner again.