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AJ's POV

Nandito na kami sa classroom at..wew! Boringggg!

"Okay class. So, we have an two old schoolmates here that transferred to this section." Ha?

binuksan na ni Mam Nakalimutan ang pinto..hehe ayus ba? Nakalimutan ko pangalan eh kaya Mam Nakalimutan nalang tawag ko saㅡAsdfghjkl!

O____O?!

Pumasok s-si... JD at D-Dash? *gulp*

Hihihi! Shi fafa JiiDiii nanditeyy. He-he! Shi fafa Dash diin! OMYCHUVARNESS! Ang gwafuu!

"KYAAAAAA!" Sigaw ng mga classmates namin. Hmp! Saksakin ko kaya nang mawalan na nang hininga, bwiset!

"Shut up girls! Okay guys, you're probably known by everyone here in this class...so you don't no longer need to introduce yourselves. Take you're seats." Sabi ni Mam Nakalimutan. Hoho! Ang galing ng name eh hahaha! Haveyy!

Umupo naman silang dalawa sa likod namin ni CL. Yiii~ hahaha! Nasa likod ko shi fafa Dash! Tas si JD naman nasa likod lang ni CL! Waaa! Bagay sila tapos, tapos! Bagay kami ni fafa Dash. Aweeeㅡ

*Poink*

[A/N: Wag ka! Hindi yan bouncy ball! Wahahaha!]

"Aray naman CL!" Pa-sigaw na pa-bulong kong sabi..hakhak! Magulo dibaa? Kaya ko lang din naman sinabi yun dahil, huhu! Pinitik niya ako sa noo! Diba Act of Bullying 101 yun? Eksdii.

"Daydreaming eh?"

"*pout* Pano mo nalaman CL? Ang galing mo ah. Halata ba masyado?" Pano niya kaya nalaman yun? Hehe. Curiosity Strikes!

"Yeah."

Yeah? "Diba singer yun?" Kumunot naman noo niya. "Si Yeah Constantino! HAHAHAHAHA!" Havey nakanang! Hahahaha!

Pero wag ka! Pa-sigaw na pa-bulong kong sinabi yun ulit! Bingi ata teacher eh! Hindi napapansin! Puahahaha!

"Shut up." Asus! Hindi pa tumawa eh!

"Serious pa more." Binulong ko lang yan syempre. Mahirap na! Baka pitilin niya ulit ako sa noo ko. Huhu! Mashaket siya mamitik eh! Ouchyy!

-Break Time-

Sa wakaaaaas! Break Tym naaaaa! Getem ne getem ne aketch!

"CL knock knock.." Hahaha. "Flappy Bird!" Havey to promise!

"Huh? Flappy Bird who?" Naka-kunot noong tanong niya.

Pinigilan ko tawa ko. "Flappy BIRDay to you~ HAHAHAHAHA!" Sabi sainyo eh! Haveyy! "Eto pa eto pa! Anong tawag sa patatas na nagulat?"

"What?"

"Edi.. Surfries! HAHAHAHA! Eto pa eto paaa!" Hahaha! "Ano tawag sa bananang tumatakbo?"

"Psh. What?"

"Jaging HAHAHAHAHA! HAVEY! Eto last na! Ano apelyido ni Neil?"

"What?!"

"Edi Cutter! Neil Cutter! HAHAHAHAHA! HAVEYY!

"Stop it!"

"Eto last na talaga CL, pleaseeee?"

"Tch fine." Napilitan ata hahaha!

"Ano apelyido ni Chuckie?"

"What?"

"Edi Chan! Chuckie Chan! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Tch. Last mo na yan! You're just hungry! Let's just go to the canteen and eat." Tumango nalang ako at sumunod na kay CL hehe! Gutom na din ako eh! Eksdii.

-Canteen-

CL's POV

Were here at the canteen. I have to admit, I kinda liked the joke of AJ earlier. I just can't really laugh because there's so much people, I just don't want them to find out that I also have a..funny side. Yeah. I have that too.

Yeah? Hahaha! I remembered AJ. "Yeah Constantino eh?"

"AHA! HULI KA!" Sabi ni AJ habang palapit sakin na may dala g tray. I'm guessing that's here order. "Havey no? Hahaha! Sabi nang nagustuhan mo joke ko eh! May joke pako! Knock knoㅡ"

"Kumain kana. Mamaya na yang jokes mo."

"Hehe! Sige!" And she started eating her-- burger. "Gutyom na reyn eke eyy!"

"Omg! AJ! Stop talking while you're mouth is fullㅡ"

"Well..well..well. You both are here." Is this? Fvck. Not this barbie dolls again! Yeah. The freakin' spice girls. Spice. Are they the powerpuffgirls? Mixed with sugar, spice and everything niceㅡ

"Ay nako hindi! Ala eh! Picture lang to! Nako! Bili na ng picture naming maganda!" AJ said while..pfft! Posing at the front of the Barbie Dolls.

"Ewww!" Sabay sabay na sabi nila. "You both aren't even beautiful! You're just some clownsㅡ"

"Clowns? I thought both of you are that one?" I said and smirked. What are they even doing here? Ruining my day? Oh, just by showing their fvcking faces already makes my day ruined.

"You! Urgh! Shut up okay?!"

"Why are you already...irritated, huh? Barbie dolls." AJ said and. Well, also smirked.

"NO! URGH! SHUT UP!" Tch. Stupid.

JD's POV

"P*ta pre! Hindi ganyan! Tignan mo kaya yung picture!"

"Ganito nga eh! Tignan mo din ng mabuti yung picture!"

"BULAG! Hindi nga ganyan! Ganito to oh"

"Tangna! Brad hindi! Ganito lang yan!"

"WAG MONG GULUHIN G*GO!"

Tch. Were here at our OWN room. Yeah own. Why? Because...my family owns this school, what do you expect?

And them? Well..

"TUNGUNU! PAKSYET MEN! MALI NGA! TAMA YUNG GINAWA MOㅡ TAKTE! WAG MONG IBAHIN TAMA NA EH!"

"Hindi tol! Tama yung sinabi mo kanina!"

"Ugok! Hindi! Tama yung sayoㅡ"

"SHUT THE FVCK UP! IF YOU WANT JUST GET THE FVCK OUT OF THIS ROOM AND LIVE YOU'RE FVCKING LIVES!" I shouted..finally! Silence. They were just doing a puzzle that..they don't know how to do. Tch, stupids.

"Yan lagot kayong mga ugok kasi kayㅡ"

"Shut the fvck up Mendoza!" I held my temple. Fvck! I still can't believe that I transferred into another classroom! Am I that to bad to be in just one classroom? Yeah, I'm a bad person. I bully lots of people. I think it's just...what I want?

"Let's go to Park's Bar." I said and we went there.

-Park Bar-

"One hard drink please." I said. The bartender gave me a..tequila and I drink it with no hesitation..I tasted the drink as it run down to my throat..did some more shots and...sh*t!

I think I'm drunk already..that fast? Tss.

"Oh sige mga pre. Ako na mag-dadala kay JD sa bahay nila." Mendoza said..I think?

"Ge pre. Ingat!"

"Sabi na pre eh! Hindi mo kaya! Wahahah! Wag kasi padalos-dalos tol!" Mendoza said as he brought me to his..car. His car? Tch I'll just tell someone to pick my car up tomorrow. I'm just so...sleepy.

So sleepy that any moment I would just pass outㅡ

BLANK

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Ho-Ho! Hahaha! Havey ng mga jokes ni AJ, eksdii!

Sorry sa hindi pag-UD ng dalawang araw! Kyaaa! Busy eh. Lel.

Yung Park Bar pag-aari ni Joseph Park.

Ge. Bye hahaha.

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