So I don't just love the Slenderverse, no, I also love musicals! And so I thought "Why not mash that up?" and I remembered I have this book. And so I want to introduce to you a sub-series of me using musical songs to rewrite! Starting of with one of my favourites: "Sincerely, Me" from "Dear Evan Hansen"! I thought of having it for Kevin and Noah after Milo "died". It fits to me. Could also be Observer, Firebrand and Scars in a headcanon/story-ish thing I have. Let's go to the lyrics which I didn't have to change that much because they were pretty fitting! Sofira_Ronch
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Milo:
Dear Kevin Haas
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
Kevin (spoken):
Why would you write that?
Noah (spoken):
I'm just trying to tell the truth.
Kevin (spoken):
This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I'll do it.
Milo:
I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
Noah (spoken):
Hard?
Milo:
Has been bad
Noah (spoken):
Bad?
Milo:
Has been rough
Noah (spoken):
Kinky!
Milo:
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Noah (spoken):
Very specific.
Kevin (spoken):
Shut up!
Milo:
I like my parents
Noah (spoken):
Who says that?
Milo:
I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright
Noah (spoken):
Smoking drugs?
Kevin (spoken):
Just fix it!
Milo:
If I stop smoking crack
Kevin (spoken):
Crack?!
Milo:
If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me
Noah (spoken):
Are we done yet?
Kevin (spoken):
Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
Noah (spoken):
Oh my god.
Kevin:
Dear Milo Asher,
Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
Noah (spoken):
No.
Kevin:
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
Noah (spoken):
No!
Kevin:
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Noah (spoken):
Absolutely not.
Kevin:
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
Milo:
Just wait and see!
Kevin & Milo:
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me
Milo:
My cousin's hot
Kevin (spoken):
What the hell!
Noah (spoken):
My bad.
Milo:
Dear Kevin Haas,
Thanks for every note you send
Kevin:
Dear Milo Asher,
I'm just glad to be your friend
Kevin & Milo:
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
Kevin:
But not because we're gay
Milo:
No, not because we're gay
Kevin & Milo:
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad
Milo:
Well anyway!
Kevin:
You're getting better every day
Milo:
I'm getting better every day
Kevin & Milo:
Keep getting better every day
All:
Hey hey hey hey!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely
Kevin & Milo:
Miss you dearly
All:
Sincerely, Me
Kevin:
Sincerely, Me
All:
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
YOU ARE READING
Songs (But they're rewritten for the Slenderverse!)
FanfictionYeah, I'm a dumbass who loves music and the Slenderverse
