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Our very first show, again

Tommy.

[Tommy continues to chew on his toys.]

Danny: You didn't see your grandpa drop this piece of bread, did ya?

[Danny holds up a piece of bread that he just dropped on the floor. Tommy is still chewing on his toys silently.]

Danny: Good. I'll just feed it to Joey.

[Jesse walks down the stairs.]

Jesse: Good morning, Daniel.

Danny: Morning.

Jesse: Hey, Tommy. Let's show Gramps the gift Uncle J got you...

[Jesse holds Tommy up, where Tommy is standing on the table, only to see that Tommy is wearing an Elvis onesie.]

Jesse: A onesie fit for a king.                             

[Jesse makes it so that Tommy seemingly dances. Joey walks up the stairs from the basement wearing Bugs Bunny pajamas.]

Joey: Ah, hey Jess. (in a Bullwinkle voice) When are you going to give up this whole Elvis thing? It is so childish.

Jesse: In a fair knuckle-fight, Elvis destroys Bullwinkle every time. He knows karate.

[Jesse starts playing with Tommy like a doll, making him do kung-fu moves as Joey playfully karate chops Tommy's chest.]

Jesse: (as Elvis) Thank ya, thank ya very much.

[Jesse starts making Tommy dance like Elvis once more.]

Jesse: Here we go.

Joey: Come on, King.

[Becky walks down the stairs.]

Becky: Good morning! Man, oh, man. I'm exhausted.

Jesse: Oh, yeah? From last night?

[Jesse smirks.]

Becky: "No, from walking up and down all those stairs to the attic. We made that climb every day for seven years?"

Jesse: "Mhm. No wonder your butt was so firm."

Becky: "What do you mean "was"?"

Jesse: "Let me fini- did I say was? I meant is- I-I didn't- Kiss me."

> Jesse and Becky kiss.

> Danny walks over with breakfast made and plops it on the table.

Danny: "It's so fun having you guys crashing here this weekend, but I've got to admit, it is a little weird."

Jesse: "You know what's weird? Joey's 60 years old and he is still wearing the same Bugs Bunny P.Js. That's weird."

Joey: "I'm 55-ish, and these happen to be brand new."

> D.J. walks in through the door.

D.J.: "Good morning!"

> D.J. walks around the room giving the entire family hugs and kisses.

D.J.: "Did I miss anyone?"

Danny: "No, but I'll take seconds."

Joey: "Ah!"

> Joey kisses Danny on the cheek.

D.J.: "Okay, I have fifteen minutes to eat breakfast, and then I have to go open the pet clinic. Oh, and Dad, remember you're taking the boys to school this morning."

Danny: "Got it."

D.J.: "You guys must be so pumped. You're moving to LA to host your own national morning show! What's it called again?"