'Round Your Pinky [Dofamingo x Straw Hat Luffy] [Polished]

News Coo

It's only been two days since he saw the rookies wanted poster, and already he had been thinking about him non-stop. He imagined his pliable skin squishing and stretching like dough, warming his cold, hard fingers.
And maybe his soul too.
He huffed a breath and put a hand under his chin, looking at the wall in front him. He was making a risky choice in his head, a plot if you will. Doflamingo looked into what had been going on with them, the Strawhat Pirates. He found their two year gap, and how much more that decadent young man had grown. He still remembers the Summit War like it was yesterday, seeing that face of pain on Strawhats face, and the screams of despair that his frayed voice created made his stomach turn as so. He wanted to make a plan to intercept him at Fish-Man Island along with Jimbei, who was one of his saviors during the Summit War. It isn't much of a secret that the bond between the former Warlord and Strawhat, and darn if he didn't want to be that close to Strawhat aswell.
Damn, am I really jealous right now?
Well, he had to consider that going down to Fish-Man Island would mean getting his ship coated, and Sabaody was a ways away. With the travel time plus the time and money for a professional coating wouldn't cut it. He sighed in exasperation, wondering if there were some way-
click click
He lifted his face from his open palms, turning to look behind himself towards his big stain glass window he has in his office.
click click
He breathed a breath he was holding. "Ah, News Coo." he opened a panel from the stain glass portrait of his jolly roger, flicking a dime into the birds satchel and catching the newspaper tossed by the birds beak. News Coo  squawked happily and readjusted his red hat before flying away. Doflamingo closed the stained panel, figuring reading the news would get his mind off his love fever. Before even opening the paper, his plan had already failed. Strawhat was on the front page, his big, brown eyes staring at the photographer, sending a chill down Doflamingo's spine.
Is it legal to be that.. That?!
Taking his eyes away from his future lover, he began reading the text and noticing the pictures in the paper were different from the ones on the wanted posters he saw two days ago. He pressed on into the paper, completely absorbed by the story. He and his crew had caused some trouble on Fish-Man Island, it's to be expected from such a prodigy in the New World. He had to admit, this rookie was gonna be the end of him if he kept this up. He had his plan out of mind while cooing and staring lovingly at the newspaper for the better parts of the morning, then that damn Diamante walked in..
"Good morning, Doflamingo-sama!" he shouted, his big lips and painted face bursting into the morning sunlight of his office. "Wha-at?" he dragged out his moan of frustration, very clearly ticked off at the sudden intrusion. "Did you already get todays News Coo?! It's entertaining to see so many rookies rising in price all at once!!" Diamante shouted, raising an arm into a salute. Doflamingo looked at him and twirled a pinky in his ear before he spoke "Eh, i'm sure they're nothing to special. If we wait long enough, we could harvest their bounties for a fair share." he suggested nonchalantly, feeling bad talking like that about his big fat crush. "You have excellent ideas as always, Doflamingo-sama!!" he shouted, followed after was a loud bellow you could barely call laugh, echoing the room. Doflamingo thought the window behind him would explode into a billion tiny pieces from that sound..
Without a word to spare from him, Diamante left the office.
Okay...
Redirecting his attention to the paper once more, his fondness returned to him, brushing and kissing the newspaper softly on Strawhats newest picture.
I can't imagine his touch without something dirty happening afterwards...

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