~ Chapter 1 ~

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(Author's note: Don't mind the song up there it's just my favorite song and uh yea-)

*Paimon created a chat*

*Paimon changed everyone's name*

Smalls: Hi!

*Mantraveler changed Smalls name to EmergencyFood*

EmergencyFood: Hey! That's mean! >:0 Paimon is NOT emergency food! >:[

Mantraveler: Yes you are

Womantraveler: Yes you are

BetterGlider: Yes you are

Hotblueman: Yes you are

Legit everyone: Yes you are

EmergencyFood: :(

EmergencyFood: Why yall bully meh 🥺

BoomBoom: Because we can 🤗

EmergencyFood: Nah yall so rude 💀

Womantraveler: ok?

Mantraveler: slay sis

Womantraveler: did I say anything to you, Aether? Hm.. didn't think so 🙄

Mantraveler: Fuck you too 😍

HotBlueMan: Nah they fighting 😧

Womantraveler: Sir kindly stfu

HotBlueMan: 🥲

Child(e): Bro stop crying- what are you? 4??

HotBlueMan: NAH NOW I'M GETTING BULLIED 😰

EmergencyFood: Now you know how I feel 🥱

HotBlueMan: - said the Emergency food I would definitely eat.

EmergencyFood: Sir I am 5 or sum you cannot 😍

Womantraveler: W h a t.

Mantraveler: W h a t.

Womantraveler: How tf you have a phone and how u this smart(dumb)?? 🤔

EmergencyFood: Anime/Game logic. Deal with it Mc.

*Author has joined the chat*

Author: Shush it Paimon you're breaking the fourth wall.

*Author has left the chat*

EmergencyFood: What the chicken nugget

MommyLisa: That was rather weird..

~ END OF THIS CHAPTER ~

(Sorry for being so short lol-)

Well, uh, have a nice day! :D

~ Author-san

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