Star Wars: The Book of VanX Kryze

Going home

VanX, Arcee and StarScream all looked at the god in their presence, VanX was weary about Hod Haran, he was the Mandalorian God of trickery, and he has deceived so many and practically invented lying. 

"Vector Sigma..." Arcee said in awe. 

VanX turned and looked at her and StarScream and spoke up.

"No this is Hod Haran, the Mandalorian God of Trickery." he said.

"A god is a god, they might be one god in another religion, but something completely different in another." Hod Haran said in a somber voice.

"What?" VanX said skeptically.

"To the Mandalorians I am the god of Trickery as you said, but here on Cybertron I am the god of fortune and wish fulfilling, but only to a Prime or someone who a Prime deems as a worthy honorary member of the Order of Primes." Hod Haran said, explaining further.

"So what am I, Optimus gave the last of his lifeforce and turned me into a Cybertronian, does that count as an honorary prime?" VanX said and then asked.

"Well technically yes and technically no, I don't know how to properly feel right to explain it to you." Hod Haran said, pausing in intervals to pick his wording.

"What?! The fuck is that supposed to mean?" VanX shouted in confusion.

"Look, I've been asleep for so long, Solus Prime wasn't dead when I went to sleep and everything, I'm saying is probably sounding like Bantha shit, but all I can say now is that I can grant any wish you want VanX, whatever you want, you want women, well there's one right there But I can get you more, You wanna be a slob like Arasuum, Poof, money and gold right there, whatever you want, I'm feeling generous. But I must warn you, you must be very Specific with your wish." Hod Haran said to VanX.

VanX looked at the Mandalorian God and thought to himself.

"I wanna be an Organic Mandalorian once again, so I can go home." he said.

"Hmm, Well, if you become Organic, you'll have a breathing fit in Cybertronian air, and you won't be able to get to Mandalore without a ship, but as a compromise, I can just make you a Techno-Organic, that way your both Organic and Cybertronian at the same time. Deal?" Hod Haran explained and offered in exchange.

VanX looked down for a moment. "What will be different about me being a Techno-Organic?" he asked.

"It's like being both Cybertronian and Organic at the same time, very simple." Hod Haran said.

VanX turned and looked at Arcee and StarScream, then he turned back to the God. "Fine, make me a Techno-Organic." he said. 

Hod Haran nodded his head and spoke. "So it shall be. This might sting." he said and VanX felt a small sting all around his body, it was like pin-needles all around him, not a good feeling to have. then Arcee and StarScream blocked their optics as VanX flashed in a light of white.

When the light cleared, they looked and noted VanX was now once a gain an Organic Mandalorian again, he looked himself over and felt himself over as well. Hod Haran faded away as the wish was fulfilled and returned into his slumber once again. "Hmmm..." VanX thought to himself, and then closed his eyes and focused, and another flash happened, and he was Cybertronian again, he did this some more times until StarScream joked. 

"Alright, Alright, don't make us blind my boy." he said.

VanX was in his Cybertronian form again, he looked at the two, stopping at Arcee. "Uh, I'm sorry about leaving you two, but I..." Arcee stopped VanX by kissing him on the lips. StarScream grinned as he saw this. "Uh... No need to apologize VanX, just make sure to check in every now and then." Arcee said with a good attempt at a flirt.