Justin's POV:
I was on a boat for some fucking reason, hating the Imperial system like always and then my boat capsized from how fat I am, whoops. I was falling underwater for about 5 hours, and then I became a shark for some reason. I swear to fucking God I was tripping balls when I landed on a bucket shaped building. Except I only landed for like the 0.00001 of a second before my fat ass fell through the ceiling onto the lap of a ✨beautiful✨ woman with big machinal titties and a computer monitor for a head. I blushed straightly as I felt a tiny pinch on my tooshie, but then I GASPED ANGGERRRRLY because in fact....it was a tiny green BITCH who touched my precious bottom.
" I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE GAYS!!!!!! " I SCREAMED at the top of my lung because I am a very STRAIGHT individual. Both the computer and the green bitch started crying because I hurt their feelings :C. "B-b-b-b-b-b-but I love your booty 🥺" Greened the man who is named PLankton by the way because fuck introductions. Then out of the blue, PLankton slapped Karen on the robot titty and it smacked herself in the computer face. " OWIE papii!!" She exclaimed as tears ran down her face because that is apparently possible. Plankton began yelling at his wife as she continued sobbing, stilling holding me in her arms btw. " How dare you touch another kitten without my permission! "
But then I yelled at HIM, " How dare you touch ME without my permission! " I confronted him back. Only to be met by a suddenly sad singular orb staring up at me with puppy-dog eyes. " No I didn't! " He mewed innocently, tapping his index fingers together shyly 👉👈🥺. "Oh ok. " I said, uncaringly. Then suddenly the front door flung off it's hinges and slammed right into Plankton and Karen's big titties, killing them. And some weird yellow guy grabbed my by the hand ever so gently and whispered in my ears, his breath hot and smelled faintly of cheeseburgers. " Don't worry darling, I will keep you safe...! " He swept me off my feet and swiftly carried me down the road as fast as his little but sexy legs could go. He was sooooooooo fast, I could not help but sweat at how FAST he was. Too bad he wasn't Sonic though...
