High School Never Ends-Mario Version

How Mario began to protect Peach

"Mario you need to protect me please"
"No,why doesn't Toadsworth protect you?!"
"Well he's as useless as crap"
"I'm so tired so I can't even protect you"
"There will be lotsa spaghetti here Mario"
"Oh boy this makes me so happy that I will protect you"
"Oh and one more thing"
"What Peach"
"I have just been captured by Bowser"
"Oh come on that fatass captured you?!"
"I'll be over in 5 Peach"
Mario runs over to Bowsers cave and that is how Mario began protecting Peach