Now it would be an understatement to say that this shit hated kids. They completely despised them.
Like the fact that children put things in their mouths and the fact that they pick up things that are on the ground.
Now, I know what you must be thinking, 'did this child put shit in their mouth.'
No.
They.
Did.
Not.
Maybe in an alternate universe but in other words no. This author will not write down that a child put shit in their mouth.
This not a real child for obvious reasons, just fiction. Now, I am sure that someone, somewhere has actually put shit in their mouth as they were younger.
Not saying this to make myself feel better about possibly that I had done it when I was little. Now I don't remember if I would even do anything like that. But that's besides the point. If you did put shit in your mouth when you were, at one point, a miniature being, good for you. Now. ONWARDS
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Nobody's P.O.V.
You had barely noticed the child before they poked you. You wanted to tell off the child but the ability of speech is nonexistent to you. But that didn't stop you from doing it in you head, 'What the fuck are you doing you little shit!?'
YOU ARE READING
I got reincarnated into..
HumorYou were an everyday asshole. One day you get hit by a semi-truck and you get reincarnated into a piece of shit!?
