The Unforgiving Frog Meets Mr. Washee Washee

Chapter 1

 "Shut up clock, you don't control time, I control time." Screams Mr. Washee Washee at his alarm clock. "Honey will you calm down, you're going on vacation today, and you don't control time." Says his 5ft 6in tall Asian wife. "Ok, I will calm down for you," Washee says. Mr. Washee Washee was a 5ft 10-inch Asian man, he was about 36 years old and he used to work as a Professor at Stanford University. He had graduated from Stanford while he was still in the womb and he got the job at age 2. He taught math and math only because he was and still is the greatest mathematician of all time. He was born March 11, 1964, in Bangkok Thailand and from right out of the womb you could tell he was very good at math. But this life went downhill when he fought his greatest rival at that time, Peter Griffin. He beat Griffin but he got fired from Stanford because of the fight and that caused him to work at a dry cleaner that he made. When he got dressed on the morning of 9/11/2001 he had no idea that he was in for the ride of his life.

"Ring, Ring" The frog heard as he picked up knowing who it was. " You ready Kermit," says Osama as Kermit replies "Yep." Kermit the frog had recently joined the terrorist organization Al Qaeda. The man he was speaking to was the leader of Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden. Kermit the frog was going to help execute the plan of the worst attack on the USA in its history. The plan was to crash two planes into the Twin Towers and crash one into the pentagon. Kermit however had an even worse job, he was going to crash a plane into John Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore. The plan was set so Kermit would get on the plane at 8 am and crash into the hospital at 8:45 am.

"By honey, it is time for me to get going." Says Mr. Washee Washee, "Ok, have a good time." His wife replies. Mr. Washee Washee heads off for the airport he arrives at his gate for flight 93 heading to Las Vagas because he needs a break from life, on his way onto the plane he bumps into a frog and starts a conversation with the frog. The conversation starts like " Hey how are you doing today," says Washee," Good how about you" responds Kermit. " Just fine, can't wait to get to Vagas." "Me too buddy, me too." Both of them say in the order of Washee and Kermit. As they were boarding the plane Washee noticed how big Kermit's bag was, but he didn't think anything of it and they and everyone else boarded the plane.