if Mario Was in... the BAD GUYS

chapter 2, the chase.

( wolf and snake walk through traffic with cars screeching to a halt people changing the direction there walking in. They enter a bank.)
Wolf: don't mind us just robbing this place.
( Wolfen snake bust into the vault to take what they want and bust out the glass doors, and head to there getaway car.)
( As they zoom a long the road wolf notices you, and snake notices something as well.)
Wolf: hey you get over here.
Snake: ummm.
Wolf: a little closer, OH I get it, your afraid.
Snake: wolf?
Wolf: because I'm the big bad wolf!
Snake: WOLF!
Wolf: WHAT?
Snake: there's someone behind us. It looks like a race cart.
( Wolf looks behind him.)
Wolf:.... Hey kid, it's dangerous to play in the road.
?????: FU** YOU.
Wolf: well that was rude,
Wolf: anyways, you over there, say hello to Mr.Snake. Serpentine safe cracking machine, imagine Houdini without arms. He's also my best bud, and today's his BIRTHDAY.
Snake: not relevant.
Wolf: he's a sweet heart, your a sweet heart.
Snake: well look who's here. ( Snake looks at the back mirror and sees the police.)
Wolf: took them long enough. Ok 3 2 1.
( All the traffic lights go Green.)
Wolf: next we have, is Ms. Tratucula. But we call her webs out in house hacker.
Webs: I also grounded there choppers, blurred there satellite imageing system. And one more thing.
Snake: YOU DIDN'T.
( Then out of nowhere a delivery guy from the bakery delivers a cake.)
Delivery guy: I've got a cake for a... AHHH DON'T EAT ME!
Wolf: thank you.
( They keep on driving and introduce the rest of the crew I want to get to the good stuff so look it up to see the whole thing.)
Wolf: yes we're bad but we're so good at it.
Mario: stop right there!
Wolf: hm?
( The guys then look to the right of the road and see a fat hobo in a race cart.)
Shark: who is this guy?
Wolf: don't know.
Mario: pull over or Mario is gonna do something very ILLEGAL.
Wolf:.... Sorry bud, but we do ILLEGAL things already.
Mario: OH ITS ON A$$ HOLE!
Shark: OH WOW.
Piranha: potty mouth much?
( Mario then SLAMS HIS CART INTO THE SIDE OF THE GETAWAY CAR.)
Wolf: HEY! I SWEAR IF YOU SCRATCHED THE PAINT!
Mario: TAKE THAT BI#CH'$!
Piranha: wow he is a potty mouth.
Snake: uhhh wolf.
Wolf: what?
( Wolf then looks at the side few mirrors and see the chief and her army is on their tail.)
Wolf: oh, hey bud it's been fun, but me and my gang gotta go so, BYE.
( Wolf then turns and goes down a long stair cass TRYING TO CHUKE MARIO)
Mario: AW HELL NAW!
( Mario then drives on a piece of wood and uses it as a ramp. However the police slam into one another, and the cheif busts out of the reakenge. )
Chief: no no No NO! Keep running WOLF ONE DAY YOUR LUCK IS GONNA-
( then.. a fat Italian scream fills the air,)
Shark: can any of you guys here that too?
"maaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Wolf: I do.
Snake: I think I can.
Webs: I believe so.
Piranha: I don't hear anything.
"maaaaaamMAAAAAA!"
Piranha: wait I can hear it now.
( MARIO THEN SLAMS IN FRONT OF THE GETAWAY CAR)
Guys: WHAT!
Wolf: no one has ever caught up to me before.
( The guys in shock mostly wolf see that it's raining fat men.)
Mario: I DON'T A THINK YOU CAN DO THAT...
( Mario then takes out what looks to be a blue shell with spikes and wings on it.)
Snake: WHAT IS THAT??
( He then gets behind wolf)
Mario: HIPPTY HOPTY YOU'RE A$$ IS NOW MY PROPERTY.
( HE THEN THROWS IT AND THE WINGS FLAP AND MAKE A WHIRLING SOUND)
Snake: WHAT THE MOLT IS THAT.
( Snake says he while the thing is flying above them)
Mario: That's a FREIND SHIP KILLER, BYE BI*CH!
( THE SHELL THEN SLAMS INTO THE GET AWAY CAR AND BLOWS UP, FLINGING THE GUYS IN A FAR AWAY ALLY.)
Guys: AHHHHHH!
Mario: Hahaha! Hm? Oh sh*t.
( Mario is then caught up in the explosion FLINGING him in the same direction as the guys.)
( The cheif Misty Luggings and her cops investigate)
Chief: WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT GUY.
cop: hey chief we found the money that they stole.
Chief: oh great, hmmmmm.🤔
( Mean while,Mario just landed in the alley.)
Mario: maaaa! Oof, ohhh. Hm?
Wolf: MY CAR IS GONE.
Snake: dude it's fine, we'll steal another one.
Webs: who was that guy though.
Wolf: WHO EVER HE IS, I'LL LOVE TO MESS UP THAT UGLY OVERALL WEARING FAT GUY.
Mario: THE HELL YOU SAY TO ME?!
Wolf: speak of the devil. Guys what do you think of this.
Shark: ohh ho. Yes.
Piranha: I'm gonna.
Webs: oh your in for a biting.
Mario: oooh, furies are angry with me, very scary.
Wolf: YOU SHOULD BE. BECAUSE YOU JUST CHEASED OFF THE BADEST GANG EVER.
Mario: you can say that again. I don't even know who you are so why should I care.
Wolf: oh guys we have someone who doesn't know who we are. Hey bud look at the flyer on that wall there.
( Mario then looks at the flyer while wolf puts his hand on Marios shoulder, it says this.
THE BAD GUYS, Mario once sees what the group of predators are called dose this)

Mario:

Wolf: What's so funny Buttons?
Mario: YOUR NAMED THE BAD GUYS?! HAHAHA! ITS SO STUPID AND UNORIGINAL, ITS LIKE CALLING HEROES, THE GOOD GUYS. HAHAHA!
Wolf: Ha ha ha. Read the rest of the paper.
( Mario dose and...
The BAD GUYS WANTED FOR..
Theft.
ARMED ROBERY.
WIREING FRUAD.)
(The list went on and on. Then this was the moment that Mario new. He Fu*ked up.
Mario: oooh, Marios gonna die.
Wolf: yeah.
( Mario then tries to run but wolf gentle placed paw on Marios shoulder is now a terrifying grip on his overalls.)
Mario: who ha who!
Wolf: not laughing now are we?
( Wolf then tosses Mario to a wall.)
Mario: oof!  ahhh! Ahh!
Snake: so wolf what are we going to do with him.
Wolf: oh that's simple, that chase was very tiring, and we didn't get the money because he ruined the heist HE ALSO BLEW UP MY CAR, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I could go for a, BITE to EAT.
Shark: OH I GET YA.
Snake: you know wolf, your right he blew up my cake and I'm very tired and HUNGRY.
Webs: I agree.
Piranha: I, don't get it.
Shark: piranha, wolfs saying we should eat em for ruining the hiest.
Piranha: oh yeah.
( They All surround Mario.)
Webs: I call the hands!
( Mario puts his hands in his pockets.)
Shark: I call the legs.
( Mario crosse's his legs.)
Snake: me and Wolf will share the body and head.
( Mario then slouches)
Piranha: I call the butt!
Mario: Oh hell naw!
( Mario the gets on his knees in front of wolf.)
Mario: PLEASE MARIO IS TO SEXY TO BE EATEN, THERE MUST BE SOME WAY MARIO CAN MAKE UP FOR WHAT HE DID.
Wolf: hmmm, I'm not sure.
Mario: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
Wolf: alright! Alright! If you help us on a heist, we won't eat ya!
Mario: thank you! ( Mario then hugs wolf!)
Wolf: ok yes, Im an animal of mercy yeah now get off of me.
Mario: ok, what do we do now?
Wolf: hang on a sec.
( Wolf then picks up a rock Walks to a car and breaks The window. Jumps in hot wires it. Everyone jumps in except.
Mario: Lets a go!
Shark: sorry man, the cars full.
Mario: oh.
Wolf: wait, you can ride in the trunk.
( Wolf gets out of the car and opens the trunk.)
Mario: oh no Mario can't ride in there, oh well.
Wolf:... Fine, fine understandable.
Mario: really?
Wolf yeah, it's fine, since you won't ride, I guess I'll just, CHOW ON DOWN.
Mario: FINE, ILL GET IN.
( Mario then jumps In the trunk)
Wolf: good,
( Wolf then closes the trunk. And gets back in the car.)
Wolf: alright guys let's go home.