Ronald CRASHED through the goddamn window. All the glass falling at mach 5 speed killed 10 McDonaldlandians walking on the sidewalk below his disgusting lair. It was then he realised it was summer, and there would be lots of children trying to cool the hell off in the searing heat. So he mustered up the gumption and took is broke ass to McDonaldland public pool where every disease and it's mother marinates and finds it's way up your urethra.
"Ronald pls" Dolan said. Dolan works the concession stand and wouldn't let poor Ronald in so he can soothe his aching member with a 7 year old's sphincter. What a cunt, right? But Ronald had no money, and it was only tree-fiddy so wtf Ronald you don't have tree fiddy? You fucking own every McDonald's on the planet. Anyway so our hero attempted to jump the fence into the pool yard. To his chagrin he caught his inner thigh on the barbed-wire. Yow holy fuck. Ronald felt the pain of athousand suns in his wrinkled, flabby white, lucious inner thighs that are more supple and soft than Tails' inner thighs. "OUCH HOLY FUCK WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT BARBED-WIRE AROUND A SWIMMING POOL SDNFJFNSD CHRIST ALIVE" He hollered in severe Jesus getting whipped level of pain. He got his act together and thought "Well, how the hell am I gonna get over this fence...?"
