Zhongli nsfw one shots

Zhongli, tartagliaociois, and non man reader

Tartaglia led us to his room where a sexy bed with roses shaped into a heart was on top of it. He giggled. "Okay so, the reason I brought you guys in here is because there's something I would like to confess to you both," he said. "What is it?" I asked, hoping that it would be a threesome. He looked at me and smirked. "Yes, yes, I want to have a threesome with both of y'all." FUCK YEAH! But Zhongli didn't look too amused. "Come on, Tartaglia, I'm not gay." He lied. "Yes you are. I heard you say that I was cute as hell and that you would like to fuck me." Childe said. "Okay yeah, maybe I did..." I fastly took off my clothes and sat on the bed. Childe looked at me and giggled. "Slow down, comrade, you don't even know what position we're going to do." I looked at them, blindly. "Well hurry the fuck then."