Demons, the evils born within the hearts of humans.If ever unleashed on the world calamity would surely befall all of mankind.
???:Heh?! Evil?!
Y/n:Dang it vice!
Vice:As if! This demon is here to fight for humanity.Along with my buddy that is!
Y/n:L...
Asia and Vice stood screaming while holding each other.Y/n was sweating heavily as he sprayed a fire extinguisher into the kitchen which was consumed by flames.Eventually Y/n managed to put out the flames....mostly before Y/n turned furiously to Akane who was watching Tv.
Y/n:WHAT THE HELL! ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO WAS STIR THE POT!
Akane looked at Y/n and simply shrugged before turning back to the television.Y/n left out a sigh but seemed to become far more serious.
Asia:Are you alright Y/n?
Y/n:No.....They have been angered.
Asia:They?
Vice:The culinary gods.They have been angered and now Y/n will be unable to cook......ever again!!!!!!!
Asia:Really?!
Akane:No it's just some stupid good luck thing Y/n insists on sticking to.
Y/n:SILENCE! If you need proof then just watch.
Y/n took out a box of nondescript cereal, a bowl and milk Y/n poured the cereal and milk into the bowl only for it to literally explode in his face.
Vice:Hey! That was my last box of nondescript cereal!
Asia:Oh my.
Y/n:Exactly.
Asia:Is there any way to regain favour with the culinary gods?
Y/n:Yes.
Vice:They require....an offering.
Y/n threw on a heavy coat and scarf before walking out of the house.
Timeskip
Y/n walked out of a shop carrying a large bag.Vice popped out beside Y/n and the duo both looked towards the woods, both radiating a serious aura.Y/n walked past the many shops on the outskirts of town as he made his way to the nearest temple.As Y/n passed a small ramen shop the eyes of the chief within suddenly flashed red.
Vice:Partner look out!
Y/n rolled out the way as the old man who ran the ramen shop moved unnaturally to try and attack Y/n.The ramen store owner's body moved and contorted unnaturally as he continuously tried to attack Y/n before the young man managed to kick the possessed man back.
Y/n:What's your deal?!
Man:Divine punishment!
The old man's body was consumed by a golden mist as the ramen store owner was transformed into a tall, bizarre looking monster.
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Y/n:Food gods....
Y/n pulled out his driver and the volcano vistamps.
