The bell rings and students rush out of their classes, lunch period had rolled around making everyone eager to get something to eat. It was so chaotic students were practically trampling over each other to become first in line.
(Y/N) was surprised no one had become serious injured, since he of course doesn't eat human food (Y/N) simply waited for the mob to clear out before going to the cafeteria. Butters stayed by the vampire's side the whole time. He'd brought his own lunch anyway.
Walking into the cafeteria (Y/N) is hit by a barrage of smells, some bad, some downright horrible, but in there where some pleasant ones in the mix. But there was a new challenge they had to face; finding a place to sit. Or at least (Y/N) thought I'd be a challenge. As soon as a single student spotted him, they were all trying to get him to sit at their table.
(Y/N) cringed at the attention, and the fact they were completely ignoring Butters. Butters even encouraged (Y/N) to sit with Clyde and Bebe at the so called 'popular kids table' but (Y/N) wasn't going to abandon his new friend.
Looking around some more (Y/N) spots the vampire kids waving them down, he quickly looked the other way. Not wanting to associate himself with those wannabes. Finding a table to sit at was starting to feel like a lost cause when "(Y/N)! Butters! Over here man!" it was Kyle.
The vampire was happy to hear Kyle's voice, he and Butters walk to the ginger male's table where 3 other boys are sitting. Most likely Kyle's friends. (Y/N) is pleasantly surprised by the scents coming off of the three new boys.
"Stan, Cartman, Kenny" Kyle calls to his friends "this is (Y/N) the guy I was talking about, he's super cool!" (Y/N) felt somewhat flattered by Kyle's statement, taking a seat next to the heaviest of the four friends while Butters sat next to the one with the orange jacket.
"Hey man! My name's Stan, I'm part of the football team!" Stan introduces himself. The ravenette smelt of honeysuckle and booze, defiantly a strange combination but not an unpleasant one.
"Greetings Stan" (Y/N) bows, making the human boys a bit confused but they didn't mention it.
"Mphm! Mmm! Hm! (Sup! My name's Kenny)!" The boy in the orange parka tried to speak, (Y/N) could understand him perfectly, however. Thanks to his extra strength hearing. Kenneth smelt like roses and.... sulfur? the scent of death? That made (Y/N) a bit suspicious of him.
"Greetings to you too Kenny..." They humans could defiantly hear the shift in tone in (Y/N)'s voice, but once again didn't mention it.
"I'm Eric Cartman! The cewlest guy in school!" Cartman said smugly, much to the annoyance of Kyle. Cartman smelt like grease and sugar. Defiantly not one of the best smells.
"You wish fat-ass!" Kyle laughs "you're about least cool guy in the school!" Kyle and Cartman soon got into a heated argument, glancing at the others (Y/N) could tell this was a common occurrence because their friends weren't doing anything about it.
"So, Kenny! What are you having for lunch?" (Y/N) hears Butters ask their other blonde, looking over he notices that Kenny was the only one eating the crappy school lunch. It was hard to even tell what was on his tray.
"Ha! Kenny's so poor he has to eat that junk!" Cartman laughs and points at the dirty blonde. This ticked (Y/N) off, how dare someone make fun of another person's bad situation. The vampire decided to do something about it.
Reaching over (Y/N) taps Kenny on the shoulder, once he had the dirty blonde's attention, he places something into Kenny's gloved hand. Kenny looks at (Y/N) confused then looks down at his hand so see what the vampire handed him.
"MPHM HM! (HOLY SHIT!)" Kenny exclaims, catching everyone else's attention.
"What is it, Kenny?" Stan asks, raising a brow at his friend.
Kenny then shows the table the hundred-dollar bill (Y/N) handed him, everyone's jaw drops, and they humans turn to stare at the vampire. (Y/N) sat there confused, not seeing what the big deal was.
"What's the matter?" (Y/N) asks "I only wanted to help, no one should be eating that garbage" (Y/N) states, motioning to Kenny's lunch tray.
"Dude unless your Token people don't just hand out hundred-dollar bills! How rich are you?!" Kyle exclaims, throwing his hands in the air. (Y/N) didn't answer, this face didn't change he only stared blankly back at the 5 humans.
Kenny was going to bother will all the questions, he quickly got up and went to buy something actually edible. Cartman follows after him "Wait Kenny! There's no way you spend all that on yourself! Wait!" Kyle, Stan, and Butters are still staring at (Y/N) with their jaws on the floor.
"Did you all want one too?" (Y/N) asks, offering them each a hundred-dollar bill. They defiantly weren't going to say no.
"Woah dude! Thanks man!" Stan was super excited; he could finally get that jacket he'd been wanting.
"Dude, you might be richer than Token!" Kyle exclaims, putting the money into his pocket for safe keeping.
(Y/N) didn't see the big deal, but then again, his family has been around for centuries so of course they'd have a lot of money. If your alive for that long at still poor, then that's just sad. (Y/N) just allowed the humans to finish exciting themselves.
Butters felt guilty for taking (Y/N)'s money because he certainly didn't need it like Kenny did, so he tried handing it back. Only for the vampire to insist on he keep it; Butters made a mental note to thank his new friend properly for his generosity.
The vampire found a bit of amusement in the human's reactions, it almost made him want to crack a smile. Almost. Hearing talk about the things they were going to buy with the money he'd given them, though he'd wish they'd be a bit quieter about it.
(Y/N) could feel a lot of eyes burning a hole in the back of his head, some students can defiantly hear them. Oh boy was this going to be a problem.
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