niche fanfiction i am writing because i am bored and hiding in a public bathroom

second chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!

nick returned home feeling pleased, he had finally pulled someone. for the first fucking time in his life the stupid bitch managed to figure out how to talk to a woman. what a fucking idiot imagine not being able to talk to women lmfaooooooooo.

he noticed that the noise had calmed down and his brother and his friends had taken the car and left

nick opened his estonian door and entered his estonian house and walked on his estonian floor. then walked up his estonian stairs and into his estonian bedroom and went to sleep in his estonian bed feeling estonian.

sunrise, nickypoo awoke from his slumber. he undressed from his blue and white striped pyjamas and nightcap and slippers and got into a pair of black jeans and a shirt. he went downstairs and andre had not returned. the car was not outside, so he has probably gotten too drunk and slept over at his friend's house.

nick turned om his tv and oh it was the news reporting the car crash that him and witnessed last night.

"The black car driver's body has been identified as Andres Kerr" it said "He was pronounced dead at tge scene ://"

oh noooo oh nooooo asaahhhh aaaaahhh!!! noooooooo!!! how unexpected

nick stood in fromt of the tv, sweat crawled up his back probsbly and he shook. his spasming finger reached for the off button on the tv. he turned it off and felt himself go dizzy.

nick was all alone. he had no parents because because they disowned him, so what now? nick was all boo hoo sad about it and i dont really care enough about how he felt to write about it he provably cried also his brother was drunk driving

suddenly there was a knock at his door. he stumbled to the door, still shook by the news. he struggled to open it, and rattled the handle a few times before realising it was jammed.

he let out a heave of anger and broke down on the spot, crouched and quivering, with his head down and his hands on his head. he gritted his teeth before looking up and closer at the door handle, then realised it was locked. he sighed snd contained himself, then unlocked it carefully.

a boy who looked about 18 but was actually 35 stood outside the door. he wast dressed in a tight pink miniskirt and a crop top, with pink and white striped thigh highs.

"Hello, my name's Alif. Is this the house of Andre Kerr?"

nick didnt answer, he stared back at alif before falling to the floor shitting crying and screaming.

"I- I WANT MY BROTHER BACK!!"

"Ah, so you've got the news?"

nick screamed at the floor

alif stood awkwardly in the door way

"Hey, hey Nick. Calm down."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOO I CANT"

nick flapped his arms and punched the floor

"WHY..WHY DID HE DO THIS TO HIMSELF!! I WAS THERE, I COULD OF SAVED HIM!!!!"

Alif stared at nick "What?"

"I..I was on the BRIDGE. Above the highway, I was THERE. I WATCHED IT HAPPEN!!!!"

alif bent over nick's quivering body, "nick i thibk youve browned your whites?"

"WHAT?? OH GOD!!!"

after an hour of awkward crying, nick and alif sat on nick's estonian sofa in his estonian living room made from estonian bricks

"So, now as you are an only child AND an orphan you will be sent into adoption, and we have a perfect family for you already!"

"r-really?" nick asked

"Yes! They are a Scottish family living in Latvia."

"LATVIA?!?!?" nick yelled, spitting in Alif's face.

alif wiped the spit from his face, "Y-yes, Latvia. Is there a problem?"

"LATVIA IS AWful!!!!! THY ALL HAVE 6 TOES!!!!!!!!"

Alif laughed, "Im sure you'll be fine! Thats nonsense."

nick bared his teeth and snarled, breathing heavily through the gaps "you think this is funny, huh?"

Alif stared up at Nick with his femboy eyes, "Well yea! I do!"

nick resisted the urge to raise his fist and punch him, he was too adorable and feminine to be hurt.

"I need you to fill out this consent form here. Be a doll and just tick them all off, you don't want to make this complicated."

nick briefly skimmed the text next to the boxes before ticking them off. he signed the form and handed it back.

"Great! Go pack your bags, we'll be leaving tomorrow."

"TOMORROW?!" nick replied

Alif stood up and twirled, then skipped backwards across the estonian carpet to the estonian door. "Yep! Get packing!! I'll see you at 9AM tomorrow."

alif opened the door and then turned around, "By the way, i'm your social worker now!" then he slammed the door really hard and it broke