niche fanfiction i am writing because i am bored and hiding in a public bathroom

Untitled Part 4

midnight. 

nick was the only person still awake, the thought of mia consumed him compeltely. he felt hopeless, the only woman he ever truly loved would never see his face again. maybe on day they'd meet at the border, and run til they reached russia. 

nick was really good and fast at running and shit but james was 5'6 and his legs were all stubby so they probably couldnt. 

james pressed himself up against the door , so he could hear nick's soft lifting grunts and smell the fresh pheremones of his sweat. James fell against his door and weeped on the floor, clawing the paint off. 

suddenly, james had a genius idea. what if he attracted nick by covering the house in his pheremones too??

10AM 

nick is awoken. his bedsheets were half off of his bed, only covering a portion of his legs. he sat up and got dressed. he could hear people talking loudly downstairs. he got out of his blue and and white vertically striped pyjamas, then kicked off his slippers; revealing his long sexy feet. He put on a suit and tie, with estonian flag color stripes across them. Then he put on some fortnite leggings with the fortnite logo across the ass, enhancing his voluptuous cheeks. He was gettung ready for first day of LATVIA school, so he put on his among us backpack fileld with among us stationairy and his among us water bottle and lunch box with crew mate shaped raw chicken sandwiches. 

He opened his door, excited, to see the walls dripping with yellow substance.

The once white walls were stained with yellow liquid, he took a step out of the door and shrieked. the floor was soaked too. The carpet had gone form a light beige to a dark brown. nick's foot hovered above the carpet in horror.

nick put on his sussy slippers and walked downstairs, his sussy slippers made the latvian carpet squelch. as he met the end of the staircase, the yellow puddle had risen. the stench of it was horrifyingly strong. his slippers were dowsed in the substance, and it was up to his ankle.

he oepend the kitchen door to hear arguing. jimberly and kimberly were absoloutely going at it, yelling out of their minds.

"HE NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!! WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING??????" kimberly yelled

"WE CANT AFFORD THE HELP KIM JUST GET RID OF HIM PLEASE!!!!!!!!!" Jimberly yelled back

all of this whilst wee baby James was crying at the dining table, nick felt an attractive sense of feminine submission radiating from him. he approached James solemnly to see him sobbing .

"James my sweet darling, what seems to be the issue?" 

James sniffled and looked up at nick, "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!! IM A MESS" 

jimberly walked up to nick and pulled him back by his shoulder, "I'll tell you what happened"

"he PISSED ALL OVER THE HOUSE!!!!!!!"

"AAAAH" nick screamed, jumping onto the dining table and shaking his feet off. the piss splattered against jimberly's face and he spluttered as some went into his mouth

James screamed at the table and roared

"IVE HAD ENOUGH!!" 

the whole room fell silent, the only noise to be heard was piss dripping from the walls

he grabbed nick by the collar and pulled his face close to his 

"nick, I have been in love with you ever since I met you, I wanted to spread my pheromones everywhere so that you'd notice me!!!"

 nick stood still in shock, "what the fuck"

jimberly turned to nick, "you mean, this is YOUR fault too?"

"what? no? why the hell would I want him to piss all over the house?"

"oh but you were still his MOTIVE" jimberly snarled as he approached nick and pushed him to 

the dining table, nick stumbled backwards and pushed all of the vases and ceramic plates off the table. 

"I want both of you OUT this house in an hour. I NEVER want to see you again."

an hour passes, they have both packed their bags and left

"James..why would you do that?" nick asked

"do what? piss everywhere?"

"yeah.."

"its..its just because I want you so bad. I wanted to feel like a part of me would always be on you, or in the back of your head. you could smell me or be drenched in me, maybe even smell LIKE me."

"what do you mean you want me?"

James groaned in frustration, "ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?? the way you pinned me to the kitchen counter and kissed me, the way you're so based, I just love you. I love everything about you."

nick was stunned by james's honest speech, "do you really?"

James brushed his foot against the ground "y-yeah."

nick, feeling pitiful, bent down and looked James dead in the eye.

"promise not to tell anyone this?"

"tell anyone about wha-"

nick swooped in quickly and kissed James. James held nicks head and pushed hi further into nick's. nick couldn't pull away, even if he wanted to. they made out for a solid minute on the spot and nick regretted it deeply.