*Seraphina created a groupchat*
*Seraphina added 5 others*
*Seraphina renamed the groupchat to One of us is a drug dealer*
*Seraphina changed their name to Sera*
One of us is a drug dealer
Blyke: Tbh, I was expecting this from remi but not u seraphina
Remi: a gc ヾ(〃^∇^)ﾉ
Arlo:....
*Arlo left the groupchat*
*Sera added Arlo to the groupchat*
Arlo: I hate all of you.
Isen: Bro, he still uses proper grammar
Blyke: Ikr bro, smh
John: unalive me from this world
Sera: I dont think thas how it works bae
John: Ill make it work
Sera: Then Im going with u
John:... Suddenly i dont wanna unalive myself n e more
Remi: This is cute n all but who is john?
Isen: Remi omfg, how tf do you not know the schools cripple 💀
Remi: ooh, sorry (◞‸◟ㆀ)
Blyke: bruh
Isen: smth wrong bro?
Blyke: Seraphina forgot to add elaine
Sera: oh shit u rite I forgor
*Sera added Elaine to the groupchat*
Elaine: hello?
*Sera renamed the groupchat to Two of us are drug dealers*
Blyke: well, at least we know one of them now
Arlo: Seraphina, who else in this groupchat sells drugs?
Sera: what will u do if I snitch?
Arlo: Nothing, I'm just curious.
Sera: John sells meth, cocaine and some shit called Xanax or smth to the low tiers
John: SERA, YIU TRAITOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NO SNITCHING CONTRACT U SIGNED WHEN I GABE U THE METH FOR HAKF THE PRICR?
Sera: Elaine sells basically the same thing plus orange juice and eyeballs for the right price
Remi: EGBALLS, LIIEK, REAL HUMAN EYEBALLS?
Sera: yup
Elaine: haha...
John: no way, ur the Eyeball Seller? I've been trying to contact you for a partnership for so long!
Elaine: ur the Card Dealer! If I knew u ere tem I'd contacted yous ooner
John: Should we bring this to the DM's? I have a deal that may fit your liking, and a pretty collection of fresh eyeballs and healthy kidneys from my restocker.
Elaine: Of course, I was thinking of a 30% off discount to everyone who buys from your shop?
John: That does sound indeed nice, the discount would delight our customers, I'll think of the cards for the discount. I'm sure you have a way of keeping your clients's mouths shut?
Elaine: Yes, of course, I could also introduce you to my restocker and discuss on the widening of our branches of products.
Isen:... Did they just turn professional al of a sudden?
Sera: I think a year of hatred for each other was solved by drug deals
Blyke: I'm so confused rn, how did we not knwo abt the drug dealing in the school when the only drug dealers are our friends?
Remi: u sure it's only them, cuz now I'm not sure abt anything rlly
Isen: I'm just gonna write a report abt them to the press...
Arlo: I'm pretty sure that Cecile buys from them. How other way would they have kept this hidden from her informants?
Isen: oh shit u rite, now I can't publish this!
Remi: shouldn't we report this?
Sera: nahh, I bought from John and what we sign is pretty much the real deal, if u open ur mouth to the teachers, all the buyers are gonna kill u, u included Remi, and since I signed the contract I'm technically also a buyer so...
Blyke: deffo not violent 🤡
Sera: they're well trained, and pretty sure that there are guards on the usual trading spot
Sera: and u know how he gave ne a discount? That shit costs your life cuz that was a quarter of a grand, 2pounds of meth
Isen: John can be my sugar daddy
Blyke: bro, tf, he's gonna be my sugar zaddy
Remi: how are you not broke Sera? HOW IS EVERYONE NOT BROKE? THAT WS WITH A DISCOUNT
Sera: my mother's money had no end, for the others, prolly some shady deals out or in school
Arlo: Did some research. Can you send me both their numbers?
Blyke: ARLO?
Remi: ARLO?
Isen: ARLO?
Sera: ARLO?
Sera: TF DID YOU FIND ON THE DRUGS I MENTIONED THAT CAUGHT UR EYE?
Arlo: The last one. It seems to help the brain to calm down.
Isen: Jjetjskktentksognehg
Blyke: Shitty keyboard smash, make it gaier
Isen: TKYKSJGLFFKXBBFkgidktjrig
Blyke: better
Sera: y know what, Idc anymore, I'll send the number through dms
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Ohhhmmm, drug dealersssss
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