Duncan x reader // "god your so annyoying..."

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"You know, your like Courtney in a sense, you both have huge polls up your asses, and are both mega hot." Duncan flirted, smirking at you, you frowned.
"And your like Chris in a sense, both of your are insane, and both of you probably committed multiple war crimes." You restored, rolling your eyes.
He chuckled.
"Ha! Your cute when your angry, babe." He laughed.,
"Aw common, you know you love me,"
"I would rather step into oncoming traffic."
You walked away, leaving Duncan alone by the cabins. God he was just so annoying.

You walked to the mess hall, thinking to yourself. Duncan had been flirting with you since the first episode, and, it's not like you hated him, he was strong...and handsome.., but there was no way you liked him.
Stepping into the mess hall you noticed Bridget,
"Hey Bridge," you greeted, waving. She waved back.
"Morning." She aged back, she clearly noticed your annoyed expression.
"Is Duncan flirting with you again?" She questioned, giggling.
"Yes. And its very irritating." You huffed, Bridget stuffed her hands in her pockets.
"Then stop talking to him. You giving him an excuse to flirt if you go up and talk to him first."
"Thanks for that, Bridge." You stated flatly, before walking out of the mess hall.

"Hey Darlin'" a voice greeted you, you knew it all too well.
"What do you want?" You questioned, eyeing him up and down, he had a smirk plastered across his face, like always. That stupid smirk that was just so attractive. You shook your head slightly, ew. Duncan? Attractive? No.
"I just want wanted too-" He began, before being cut off by Chris McLean.

"Morning campers!" He greeted proudly.
You mentally face placed, you had a challenge? Today?
"Um no, there is no way we are doing a challenge today! We just had one yesterday!" You heard Gwen yell, poking her head out of the mess hall doors.
"Wow Gwen, I'm hurt. You think I'm that heartless?" Chris asked dramatically.
Yes. You thought.
"No, although, I am here to give you guys a reward! For making it so far in the death trap- I mean show!" Chris stated enthusiastically.
"A reward? For no reason? There has to be a catch." You heard Gwen state.
"Nope, no catch this time, will everyone meet me in the mess hall in five."

And just like that, the remaining campers sat in the mess hall, confused looks and whispers filled the room. Chris and Chef finally stayed out from the kitchen, reliving a tray of glasses, filled with...pink...water? Yeah no, no way was I gonna fall for this.

Chris and Chef gave everyone a cup,
"Yo Chris, what's in this stuff?" DJ asked, eyeing the cup suspiciously.
"Oh nothing, it's just punch," he giggled, "you don't need to worry." He finished.
You looked at the cup, Duncan, Harold and Owen already scarfed down the liquid.
You could understand why Owen drank it down the hell was wrong with Harold and Duncan? You glanced at the others,
"Chris are you sure this is a reward? It smells funny." Courtney piped in,
"Oh I'm sure." Chris stated,
You watched as everyone started to sip at their drinks, you however, we're a little too skeptical. You noticed Chris eyeing you, so you sipped the water, but never swallowed it.
Once he looked away, you spit the drink out on the floor, it tasted kinda funny.
"We'll, I'm glade you enjoyed, you may leave." Chris's stated after he thought everyone was done with the drink.

As you stepped out of the mess hall, you could over hear some of the campers conversations,
"A-and honestly, I just act all thought because I'm scared of my emotions!" You heard Courtney cry, Gwen rubbing her back.
"Honestly, Lindsay, it's pathetic how you act all dumb and innocent!" Heather almost shouted, "B-but I really don't know what your talking about,!" Lindsay pleaded, cowering.
What in the world? You thought to yourself. Why is everyone suddenly pouring there hearts out?
Your tried to play it off as hormones but as the day went on, it's rated to get worrying and frankly kinda annoying. You needed a break.

Heading into the mess hall, you were going to raid Chefs kitchen, you took one step in and noticed Duncan, sitting by himself, he looked distressed, until he noticed you, his face lit up.
"Hey Darling," he greeted. Normally he would say Darlin', what was up with these people today?
"Hi." You began, you had some time before Chef was going to get back, you might as well talk.
"Hey do you know why everyone is acting so weird?" You questioned, sitting across from him.
"Wouldn't know what you mean." He stated.
"You know, like how Courtney cried like three times today already, Harold being really short with everyone, and Gwen won't shut up about how much she wants to go home." You stated, he looked at you funny.
"You haven't been paying attention to anyone?" You asked annoyed.
"No, only been lookin at you," he said dreamily, your face flushed.
"Excuse me?" You asked,
You scanned Duncan's face, he looked different, come to think of it, he's looked and acted different all day, smiling, doodling on trees with his knife, and just doing a hole lot of sighing dreamily.
Then it clicked.

Chris picked the drinks.
There had to have been something in them.
That's why everyone was acting strange.
That why people were being so brutally honest.

"Duncan. How do you feel?" You asked,
"I feel fine, although, I would much rather be feeling you right about now," he flirted. You felt blush rise to your cheeks.
"Damnit Duncan you didn't answer the question." You huffed.
"Oh bite me." He stated
"I just might." You said, frustrated.
Duncan chuckled, "your cute when your all 'grr look at me I'm so badass'"
You stood up, "okay this isn't working," you began, starting to walk away.
"What do you mean?" Duncan questioned, you stopped just as you were about to reach the door.
"I'm so tried of you flirting with me, it feels like you don't take me seriously." You stated, turning and looking back at him. He looked you up and down.
He sighed.
"I tried to tell you that Chris may have put something in our drinks. Something illegal and your acting like it's no big deal, your so frustrating it's pathetic!" You kinda shouted the last part.
Duncan looked at you, the smile fading from his face. He could tell you were angry.
As he began to walk toward you, you stepped away, he grabbed your hands.
"Hey look, I think I might be an ass sometimes, but, I'm sorry." He stated,
You looked at him.
"Save your apology." You stated quickly before pulling your hands away and storming out the door.

Great. You thought to yourself, now it was cold outside and you felt a raindrop hit your head. Luckily the cabins went to far away. But somethings still wandered through your thoughts,
Was Duncan really sorry?
What was in the drinks?
Why would Chris spike the drinks?


(A/N; 1199 words. Sorry this one took me like weeks to finish, family issues n stuff. Welp, have a wonderful day/night and I'll see u in the nest one!)

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