"Hon I'm scared"
"Why hon?"
"They said it hurts in first time"
"Shh don't worry I'll be gentle"
"Really?"
"Of course I won't let my honey to be hurt"
A few minutes later......
"Ahhh ouch *hik"
"F*ck sorry honey I didn't mean to"
"*hik you told me that you'll be gentle you liar!ahh"
"Shh sorry honey sorry"
~
AUTHOPHILE_ME
