𝐂𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞!!; 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴

"𝙒𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙎𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙈𝙚"

"𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚖?"

𝙵𝚝. 𝙳𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎, 𝙺𝚊𝚣𝚞𝚑𝚊, 𝚇𝚒𝚊𝚘, 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚎

Dottore:

"Of all the stupid things you could ask me..."Stares judgementally at you, expecting you to revoke the question Pinches the bridge if his nose and sighs when you don't His scowl crumbles a little when you seem upset "So you wouldn't love me if I suddenly turned into a worm."Comes to the sudden realisation that if you're upset with him, you'll be less compliant...for science C'mon, he's not gonna admit he's in it for the cuddles, not even in his headBrings you a set of blueprints and a glass enclosure"This is where you'd stay if you were a worm. I have three different design plans, so choose wisely because that's how your worm home will look for the rest of your life. You'll have a little worm car after four months if I haven't found a cure, however unlikely that is."He will tell you all of his plans on what he'll do if you become a worm and you can't stop him because you started itYour hypothetical worm situation is now fully prepared for, whether you like it or notWouldn't recommend because the diet he has planned for worm you doesn't look very appetising

Kazuha:

"You'd travel on my shoulder on in my pocket so I can share poetry with you."Ruffles your hair and pinches your cheeksIf you swat him away he'll insist he was only checking if you were becoming a wormCarries on like it was nothing after that If you ask again he'll remind you that he'll love you regardless of what form you takeThis does, unfortunately, spark some odd terms of endearment You are now his "precious worm", "beloved wormy", "sweet wriggly", "fleshy straw", etcThey get progressively worseBut he swears it's all affectionate"I'd love you if you became a leaf.""That wasn't the question-""Every leaf has it's own tune when you play it like a flute, I wonder what yours would be."

Xiao:

Stares at you for a good while"Why would you ever be a worm?"You don't need to elaborate, because he'll eventually sigh and give in, intertwining his fingers with yours as he assures you he wouldStill confused on why you'd be a worm though But rest assured you would be the safest worm in the whole of Teyvat because nothing can touch you so long as Xiao is taking care of youYou're his little wormy, and he'll carry you in his palm when he's high up so you can have a nice viewAlways worried he might misplace you or accidentally step on youYou've given him intrusive thoughts and now he's worried about a hypothetical that may never happen

Scaramouche:

"Would you love me if you were a worm though?""Scara what-""How do we know your worm brain has the capacity to comprehend that you're in a committed relationship with me? There's no telling whether you'll find some new worm lover who can give you that wormy connection I can't."He's going off about how a worm couldn't possibly have any lingering feelings for a personMildly offended at the implication you might expect him to become a worm for you to live your worm lives together "Me? A worm? How could you even entertain such a thought?"You didn't, he drew his own conclusions and started overthinking This is clearly your way of hinting that you don't feel loved enough to trust him (it's not, he is once again overthinking)It has now been flipped on you to explain to him that you'd love him even if he became a worm because you'd adore him whether or not he loved you back

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