shrek x umbridge

chapter 2

shrek went home thinking of the beautiful pink toad lady. he decided the next day that he was going to go see her again. he went back to that crusty musty old mall hoping to see her again. he did. she was shouting at hazza p and his wheezy friend and the crusty musty bushy haired girl. he went over to them swaying his hips cuz he is so slay. "hey bitches" he said and did a duck face. "h-h-hi" said the pink fat toad lady. "hey again u beautiful creature" said shrek again taking her hand and kissing it. umbridge turned into a toad tomato. hazza p and his wheezy friend and the crusty musty bushy haired girl sat there staring at them. "leave" shrek ordered. hazza p and his wheezy friend and the crusty musty bushy haired girl nodded and left. "whats ur name bbg" shrek asked. "dolores umbridge" dolores said blushing. "and u" she asked. "shrek but most people call me shrexy mexy shrek" shrek said winking at her. "do u wanna date me" shrek asked. "yesssss ofc yes yes yes" dolores exclaimed kissing him. "okay good lets go to my swamp" shrek said giggling. dolores giggled too and took his hand. the new happy couple then made their way to shreks swamp