Genshin oneshots (gender neutral {Ish})

dirty dancing with the harbingers in the club 🍋

I'll be the first to write here because I'm bored and need to write something for my wattpad genshin oneshots...

TW~ might contain graphic or spicy content, also language because I use profanity often✌️<3

Female cause I suck at male/gender neutral graphic oneshots (sorry)

(Couldn't help but blush writing this-)

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"God it's so fucking boring here I swear to the archons" You whined as you leaned back in your chair. Dottore let out a chuckle and Childe just nodded to your statement. Pantalone let out a sigh and walked over to the three of you from the book shelf he once looked through.

"Archons if it's that bored we could always play a game" pantalone suggested. Dottore hummed at the offer but declined. "Not my cup of tea" he said leaning against the desk Childe worked at. "Tell me again why you 3 are in MY office anyway?" Childe complained. you and Dottore looked at each other and shrugged. "I told you I'd need to come in here to look for a book but I'm not finding it." Pantalone said with a sigh.

"I and Dottore were walking around since we didn't have much to do and saw you both in here. That's bout it." You shrugged. Dottore hummed as if he got an idea. "Hmm... we could go to that club" Dottore said with a cheeky and sly smile. "Meh, doesn't sound half bad doctor" Childe said as he stretched and put down some papers and a pen on his desk.

"I'll join" pantalone agreed. "You gonna join y/n?" He asked. You had to think for a second before answering. "Sure why not. Ya only live once right?" You laugh, causeing the three to crack sly smiles and smirks. "It's a plan then. Let's all get ready and meet by the gates in, hmmm... and hour or so" Dottore suggests. "Sounds good" Childe says before showing you all out.

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"Oh! You look nice" Childe complements you. "You don't look half bad yourself sir tartaglia" you laugh, hearing the door behind you open once more. You and Childe turn to see Dottore and pantalone also dressed up nicely, all the men in nice suits while you wore a (whatever kinda formal wear you want <3) and your harbinger coats over top of the outfits.
"Shall we" Dottore smirked as he put his test vile earring back on. "We shall" Childe smiled as we went on our way. It wasn't overly cold like it usefully was, but definitely wasn't the normal warm we would have in the summer, where the snow would just barely thin out. This was probably because of signora's death and the tsaritsa was definitely not overly happy about it.

"You ok y/n?" Pantalone asked as he stoped you, putting a hand on your face. "Ya im fine." You say while taking pantalones hand away from you face and turning to walk again. "Ok, just checking" he says before putting his hands to their original position behind his back. Soon you were all standing in front of the club doors and heading in. Loud music played from every corner of the building and people talking.

Drunk men and women lay around the club, flashing lights, smell of alcohol and sweat lingering around. "Hey over here" Childe pointed to a a couch and love seat. You all walked over and took a seat, ordering yourselves drinks and chatting. There was a 'secret' area to the club where there were some, unholy activities, held which one of the males was eyeing for a second.

"Ok so what are we gonna do here?" You asked in slight confusion. "Hmm... well" pantalone said as he looked over to the other males for ideas, but all of them looked like they had the same idea. Smug smiles lay against their faces. "Y/n come here" Dottore chuckled, picking you up and sitting you on his lap. "I.. uhm... this is a little close don't you think?" You asked, which seemed to just make him pull you closer. "Not one bit dear" he had whispered. Childe and pantalone seemed to be enjoying this as they had both moved closer, pantalone resting his face against your neck and Childe putting his hand on your inner thigh.

"Uhm, are you all ok?" You asked with a dark blush spread across your face, but none of them said a word. They all just looked at each other and smiled smugly. "Up ya go dead" Dottore had stood up along with the rest, carrying with your face close to his. You never thought it was possible to blush 50 shades of red at once as you hid your face in his neck, now not knowing where you and the three males were headed.

~{🍋 Starts here ish}~

Soon you all reached a dark room with dim lights, and it was now obvious where they had taken you. Oh archons the blush on your face made you look like a blood moon in the dark night sky. Soon you felt yourself being sat down. Now face to face with three very powerful fatui men who were obviously turned on and wanted to fuck...

"So, we got an idea of what we wanna do?" Childe laughs. 'God I'm doomed' you thought before blinking to see pantalone's face directly in front of yours. You we're screwed. "Shall we?" He asks in a sly tone, lifting your chin and kissing your forehead. "Oh pantalone your being to soft" Dottore complained. "Oh hush Dottore! She's fragile and petite, we can be too rough with her left" Childe added. Damn. Yup you were definitely screwed.

"You both don't know any manners do you. It's ok my dear I'll take care of you." Pantalone whispered, stroking his hand up and down your side, not losing eye contact with you. Dottore huffed in the background before shoving pantalone out of the way and kissing you roughly.

"Gezz... no boundaries much Dottore" pantalone was definitely annoyed by Dottore's actions, which caused him to back away from you and start to fight with pantalone. "Archons they both are always biting each others heads off I swear. Guess it's my turn beautiful" Childe winked, gezz classic but flirty. He just sat next to you whispering in your ear, rubbing your thigh up and down while to other two were fighting.

"Damn your petty pantalone, we all fucking thought about fucking her so what!" Dottore yelled, interrupting childes sweet nothings. "Would you two shut up! We all want her it doesn't fucking matter, we all decided to do this so shut the fuck up and get over here before I take y/n back to the palace and fuck her myself!" Childe yelled at the two older men. Damn ok chill guys we get it your horny. 

"Fuck this we might as well" Dottore rubbed the bridge of his nose with a sigh, eventually looking over to pantalone, exchanging looks and walking over to where you and Childe sat. Things were about to really do down now.

(😏 horny bitchs)

Childe picked you up sitting him in his lap, Dottore to your left and pantalone to your right. 'Damn so many men' you blushed to yourself before you felt kisses along your neck from behind you and to your left, pantalone biting and kissing your collar bone, leaving hickeys all over your upper body and across your chest area.

Soon hands found their way down and into your shirt from behind you, pinching and twisting your nipples around while Dottore are pantalone licked and sucked on them. Hands played and rubbing circles on your stomach while another pair was playing with the hem of your pants/skirt(whatever).

(God I'm cringing and blushing... fuck my friends for being horny simps... I can't say much tho-)

Soon Dottore's hands were under your pants and messing with the thin cloth underneath, soft moans escaping your lips now. Low and cheeky laughs escaped from the three as you tried to cover your mouth, but was pulled away by pantalone. "Oh don't hide those sweet sounds, we want to hear them" he whispered seductively. Dottore then put his hand under your under clothes and started to tease you while Childe continued what he was doing before. Pantalone kissed your body everywhere he could possibly reach. This all went on for a while before they all got to take turns doing(?) you.

(If yk yk👀)

God ok I can't continue this 😵‍💫😳