• You both were on a date, just vibin, having a good time... until a random ass demon smacked your ass and catcalled you.
• Blitzø was pissed about this, you got really uncomfortable because of the demon, and Blitzø gets even more pissed when he saw you uncomfy. Like, so fucking pissed that fucking steam was coming out of his nonexistent nostrils.
• "Hey, you're a little too late for that, asswipe. They're already taken, so fuck off!" Blitzø flipped that dipshit off.
• If the demon doesn't go away, Blitzø will just straight up shoot his goofy ahh with a convenient weapon and make sure he's double-dead.
• You thank Blitzø and he comforts you if you're still uncomfy. He'll ask if you want to pause the date and just head home. If not, you both continue the date, ignoring that demon from earlier. You both ended up having a great time.
• If you do go back home then he'll cuddle up with you while you both watch Spirit. (the horsie movie)
(wow, thanks for making it this far! i hope you enjoyed that, stay hydrated, wear your seatbelt, and most importantly...
keep going through life. OddFrog, out.)
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Romancei apologize if you don't like this story, but if you have constructive criticism, i'm happy to hear it! anyways, i'll be writing mostly oneshots and fluffs. now for the warnings: this story will have a bunch of stuff that is for mature audiences, so...
