i will love you till infinity and beyond

The Kiss Slip

I flung Buzz Lightyear across the room in an instant. What on earth was I doing? About to – oh my gosh I can't even say it. I was about to KISS my DOLL! THATS CRAZY! THIS IS CRAZY! My mom lingered around the room, picking up dirty piles of clothes and tossing them into a basket she kept at her waist. I needed a moment. Turning my face towards the floor, I stared and took several deep breaths. HOO HAA HOO HAA. I was hyperventilating - but luckily, my mom had walked up the stairs and left the basement. I walked towards the table and started to gather my stuff.

Oh wait!! Buzz! Rushing around the room, I anxiously looked in every corner to find him. I had felt so worried that my mom would see me talking to a doll and send him off to some crazy scientist.

There he was

Right in between the couch and the wall. "BUZZ!" He let out a long groan. I picked him up and immediately brought him into the bathroom.

"Where are w-we going?" he tiredly asked. He was clearly in a lot of pain and I felt terrible. I wish we didn't have to live in 2 separate worlds. I think I kind of wanted him to stick around.

"We're going to the bathroom. I'm so sorry Buzz I never meant to hurt you I just-" tears began to fill up my eyes.

"y/n. I know. It's okay." He smiled softly. I set him on top of a soft towel so we could be eye to eye.

"This might hurt okay. You can squeeze my hand." Buzz rested his hand in mine, holding onto it tightly. I grabbed his severed hand from out of my pocket and lined it up with the gaping hole in his arm. I pressed it in and he winced and turned his head away.

"Hey. It's okay. It's over." Buzz was breathing heavily, I felt a heat wave coming over my face. He wiggled his fingers and let out a deep breath.

"Thanks," He said. He looked up at me with his emerald green eyes and stared into mine for a few seconds. Jeez, he was so dreamy. The tension in the room was hotter than the blush on my cheeks. We were inches apart and I slowly started to tilt my head-

"Press the button." He whispered.

"What?" We were still staring into each other's eyes, breathing heavily, hearts beating fast. My hands were on either side of the stack of towels he sat on.

"Go ahead. Press the button." He smirked. I turned him around and a big blue button appeared in the center of his back. How come I had never noticed this before? What the - out of pure curiosity, I pressed it.

Immediately,

Buzz Lightyear's body blew up to the same size as mine. Holy freaking shit. He was not quite human, as he still had somewhat shiny, hard, perfect skin but his proportions were close. His muscular frame towered over me. His arms were huge and folded criss-cross across his chest. He was still sitting on the counter, but all the towels he was sitting on flopped onto the floor. His eyes looked human like, like you could see past them and into his thoughts.

And I knew exactly what he was thinking.

I let Buzz's big hands slide across my cheeks and pull my face towards his. He took my gaze in one last time before slowly closing his eyes and pressing his lips to mine. His lips hooked into mine, like a perfect puzzle piece. The kisses were slow and soft, but then began to escalate to passionate and deeper like he needed me. I felt my stomach drop like a rollercoaster. I leaned into him and he wrapped his hands around my waist. My hands traveled across his soft cheeks, big, strong arms, and rock hard abs. We continued for what felt like forever until the bathroom door flew open.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" It was my sister. She shocked us so badly that Buzz stepped back into a puddle of water on the floor and slipped. *crack* He slammed his head against the counter's edge and fell silent.

"BUZZ!"

"WHO THE HELL IS HE?"

"SOMEBODY HELP!"