Request from @alycakes1. Hope you like it!
Mark's been really tense lately. He's always busy but this weekend you made sure he didn't have any plans. Of course, he questioned your request. "Just because," you tell him.
When the weekend finally roles around, you make sure he hasn't scheduled anything again, "You told me not too." "Good boy, Mark. You actually listened for once," you pat his head. "Huh?" he laughs. You leave him to his editing and go back downstairs. You get out the stereo and hook it up to your phone. A few minutes later Mark comes downstairs. "I challenge you to a lip sync battle!" you yell. Instead of getting a questioning look as most normal people would, Mark gets a devilish grin, "I don't think you know who you're challenging. Since I am a gentlemen, ladies first. Or should I say, losers first," he cracks himself up.
You go over to your phone and turn on your song, "You might want to sit down for this." He sits in the recliner in the living room and the music starts. "Oh shit! When I come in the club step aside," Mark knows exactly what song this is and you know exactly what it does to him. "I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho," you start walking to him, "Cause you know I don't give a fuck so here we go." You climb into his lap and basically give him a lap dance. He seems to really be enjoying himself.
Finally, the song comes to a close and you simply stand up and walk away. Mark stands up and winks at you, "Let me show you how a pro does it." He starts looking through your phone for his song. Apparently, he comes across a good one because he laughs to himself a little. He turns it on and turns to where his back is facing you. The music starts, "My anaconda don't." With each repeat Mark slaps his own butt. As the song goes on, he walks closer to you, you've sat down in the recliner before he started. You have no clue what he's gonna have you do. He starts mocking what you were doing to him. This is a lot more hilarious than it is sexual. You can't stop laughing.
When the song ends, he says, "I told you I was a pro."
