Pizza Party Reunion

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Master Thorn brings pizza. Touchdown the bear, Fastball the jackal, Dunk the wildcat, Tech the husky, Timeout the banana slug, Big Al the elephant, and Headlock the bison are all cheering as the pizza is brought out.

"Hey, that's the guy who tried to fuck me!" Slapshot the duck shouts.

Dunk says, "C'mon Slapshot, don't run the party. It's a pizza party. I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding."

Slapshot makes angry noises and grumbles, "I guess I'll eat the pizza."

Dunk smiles. Slapshot eats a slice of pizza.

Dunk says, "It's funny, our first pizza party was after we lost our first tournament. Our second pizza party was after we won our second tournament."

The other students begin eating pizza slices.

"I know," Master Thorn says.

Dunk asks, "So what have you been up to since we won?"

Master Thorn is sweating and laughing nervously. Dunk waits a few awkward moments before deciding not to press the question.

"Tech will tell you," Master Thorn says.

Tech blurts, "OH you know! Haha....stuff...stuff...good stuff."

Tech is chuckling nervously.

Master Thorn looks away and says, "You should know, Dunk."

"...OH!" Dunk exclaims.

"Yeah," Master Thorn says.

Dunk and Tech look away awkwardly.

"I'm so sorry," Master Thorn says.

"For what?" Fastball asks, oblivious.

Master Thorn shakes head and says, "You wouldn't understand."

Fastball goes back to eating pizza slices. Slapshot is enjoying his pizza. Touchdown, Timeout, Big Al, and Headlock all eat pizza too.

Slapshot says, "I understand Tech. Dunk."

"Oh..." Tech says.

"He tried the same thing with me," Slapshot says.

Tech responds, "I...wanted it."

Slapshot is drinking while looking away awkwardly. Tech sips his soda and looks away awkwardly.


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